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Me: @god why don't I have a boyfriend

God: I sent you one but u ain't like his eyebrows

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oatbee

do dogs know that they’re cute?

gnarly

me @ myself: you’re annoying tbh

racingbarakarts

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me:

voidbat

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

ladyjolder

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

bongboops

Demon to my now exposed leg:

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scornfluke-archive

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

Teacher: *calls my name*

Me: "yeah what up"

Teacher: "not your grade"

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

ofallthehappy-deactivated202004

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barbie-cock

this is a very very good video

dumdolly

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while

writing-prompt-s

Instead of heaven or hell, when you die, you find yourself in the room of a six year-old girl who invites you to join her tea party. It soon dawns on you, you’re her imaginary friend!

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon

This gave me so many fic ideas.

captain-palestine

She must have a messed up imagination to make me

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friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

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trust-me-im-satan

when people start getting close to your friends

artdusktea

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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