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reblogging for the art

Well that.is awesome.

Everytime you fall in love, you lose a part of your soul to the person you love. Everytime someone falls in love with you, you get a piece of their soul. You die when you run out of soul to give. History only knows of two immortals so far, one who never found love and the other who makes people fall in love with them to purposefully extend their life.

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Write the opposite of an Iskai (a story about someone who gets sent to an fantasy world) Write about a fantasy person sent to the modern world

Enchanted

Despite having pink hair, a tragic backstory, and untold magic power, the narrator refuses to make you the main character

rose quartz

Laptits

lord

From what I learn in school, plants and animals use the same pronoun, “it”.

that's a pumpkin

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

^ Reblogging again for that comment.

wasn't Ronald Reagan president at that time