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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE WHYSONICWHYSONICWHYSONICWHYSONICWHYSONIC WHY SONIIIIIC. pantingRRAAAAAAUUUUUUHGHGHGUGHG. STOP. HATING. ON. SONIC. FOR NO. REASOOOOOOON. Seriously, what the frick, guys? I mean, seriously. I hate all you frickinâ Sonic haters! SONIC. IS NOT. A BAD FRANCHISE ANYMORE. pantingAlright, we have all these FRICKINâ HYPOCRITES criti-criticizing Sonic for the l- for the LITTLEST OF REASONS. IT MAKES ME SO. MAD ERRRRGH.
I mean, seriously, SONIC has improved over the years! Do you guys not realize that? I mean, seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, ohhh, because, Sonic Colors, Sonic Generations, nor Sonic 4 Episodes 1 or 2 NEVER HAPPENED! I mean, seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, come on guys! Sega has improved! Sonic is not trash anymore! I know itâs kind of hard to believe after we got that MONSTROSITY, Sonic â06. And I donât care what you guys say! âOoohh, Sonic â06 was a good game. Sonic â06. Best Sonic game ever~â AEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHRRAAAAUUUGHGHGHGH. Idiots!
And yet you criticizeâoh, letâs bring up an example, Sonic Generations for being tisk âToo light heartedâ a-a- oh! oh! âToo much 2D platforming!â Oh oh! and, thatâs not all guys! Wann know why I didnât like Sonic Generations? Itâs cause itâs too childish! They need to bring Sonic back to the darker plots and they need to make him FALL IN A PILE OF GARBAGE AGAIN! RAAAAAAWWUUUHGHGHGH! NOOOOOOOOO! Nooooo! Nooo! nooo!
Sonic is at his best now! I KNOW heâs not what he used to be! The retro Sonic is better, alright? Thatâs why Iâm called SammyClassicSonicFan, for crying out loud. Cause I like Retro Sonic better! See, Retro Sonic! But, that doesnât mean modern Sonic is bad. SONIC IS SONIC! Why do you guys hate him for that? I mean, seriously! You canâtâYou canât continue hating him for A FEW BAD GAMES IN HISTORY!? Seriously, WHAT THE FRICK?
And stop all the hatred towards, ya know, Sonic Adventure! Sonic Adventure 2! And Sonic Heroes! WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, seriously, âOH oh! Uhmm, because, uhh..the controls are a bit too hard! Oh oh, and the story-plotâs too cheesy! And the voice actors arenât that good eitherâŚOh oh! And they have too many charactersââSO WHAT!? I mean, I consider those games okay games. I mean, seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, seriously? What is you guysâ frickinâ problems? I respect those games cause those games, especially Sonic Adventure 1, Sonic Adventure 2, SHAPED Sonic isâinto whatâŚinto what he is today! HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH THAT? RUUURRRRRRR!
And, thatâs not all! People say Sonic is unappealing to the eyeâŚREALLY!? Sonic has cartoonish appeal, LOOK AT THIS! I mean, this is frickinâ adorable, you seeâŚHOW can you go WRONG with that? Cartoonish appeal, you idiots! Seriously, WHAT THE FRICK?
And, I mean, people are saying Sonic is a Mario ripoff. NOOOOOO! And people are saying Sonic: Lost World is a Super Mario Galaxy ripoff. You see, I put papers on my desk for decoration in my videos, and of course Iâve got some Sonic: Lost World screenshots right here, but THATâS NOT THE FRICKINâ POINT!! Well, it kind of is actually! People are hating on Sonic: Lost World saying itâs copying off the Super Mario Galaxy. Well SONIC, as some of you may not know, has been doingâhas been running on spherical objects since Sonic 1! EVER PLAYED SCRAP BRAIN ZONE? Heâs been doing it since Sonic 3 & Knuckles, ever played Death Egg!? Or Carnival Night? And thatâs not all, heâs been doing it since Sonic Adventure 2, andâŚLEAVE HIM ALONE!! LEAVE SONIC ALONE! Okay? AndâŚ
I donât get all the hatred. Leave Sonic alone! I know Sonic isnât what he used to be, and he probably never will be. But guess what? Heâs good again! ISNâT THAT ENOUGH? rrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGGGHHGHH. EEHHH. EHH. RAAAAWWWWRRRRRRrrrrrggghhhggthump thump thud RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAUUGHGHGH. panting LEAVE. SONIC. ALONE!
Seriously, what the frick is you guysâ problems!? Saying Sonic is a terrible franchise and saying âOh, forget Sonic, Iâm playing Call of DutyââFORGET YOUUU! FORGET YOU! Call of Duty? I have a little message to Call of DutyâŚdo you wanna know what I think of Call of Duty? Well Iâll tell you what I think of Call of DutyâŚTHIS! is what I THINK! of Call of Duty! ehâŚNEUGH! RuhâŚTHIS. IS WHAT. I THINK. OF CALL OF DUTY!!! Tell me. Go ahead! Tell me right now to play Call of Duty. I. will not listen to a SINGLE WORD YOU GUYS ARE SAYING! I mean seriously, WHAT THE FRICK? exasperated panting
AndâŚthatâs not all! People are especially criticizing Sonic 4. YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT CANCELLED SONIC 4: EPISODE 3. WHAT THE FRICK!? What was so bad about Sonic 4: Episode 1/Episode 2. I KNOW they werenât as good as the classics! The classics were my first games, for crying out loud! I played the classics 10 years ago on Sonic Mega Collection, alright? When I was 5 years old! AndâŚthose games were stellar titles! Sonic 3 & Knuckles is the best SONIC GAME! But guess what!? That doesnât. Mean. THEâNEWER GAMES ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. Newer games are still good! IDIOTS! I mean, seriously! And, Sonic 4. âOoh, it didnât have good enough physics! Oh, and the music was off. Oh! And the visuals were off! They need to be exactly like the classics..âGOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAY! LEAVE. SONIC. ALONE! Alright? I know Sonic 4 was aâwasnât exactly like the classics but THEY WERE GOING down the classic route! Alright? They were trying to appeal to you retro fans! ButâŚyou retro fans think itâs ALL ABOUT YOU. Alright? Itâs NOT all about you! Sonic 4 was a great game. Even though I wish they couldâve pickeâused the Retro Sonic..WHY DIDNâT THEY!?! RrrrrrreughâŚ
AnywaysâŚthat doesnât matter! You guys canât hate on Sonic like this, you canât pick on Sonic like this! You bullies! You trolls! GO AWAY! Leave Sonic alone! panting AndâŚI donât get all the hatred Sonic Colors, Sonic Generations, and Sonic: Lost World. I got Sonic Colors right hereâŚehh..you see, HOW CAN YOU ARGUE THAT THIS IS A BAD GAME!? âOoh, too much 2D-2D platforming.â SHUT UP! SHUUUUUUUUUTTT UUUUUUUUUP! panting LEAVE. SONIC. ALOOOOONE! Sonic is not a bad franchise anymore! ACCEPT IT! Sonic: Lost World will blow Call of Duty: Ghosts frickinâ away. Get the frick outta here! Get the frick out of here! GET THE FRICK OOOOOOOUUUUUUUTTTTT.
Alright, guys! As you all know, you see, this is what Sonic and Tails look like. You see, CARTOONISH-APPEAL. HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH THAT!? RrrrughâŚI mean, seriously, you call this unappealing to the eye? And all you people who criticize the Sonic games for having âBad gameplay~ Oh, oh, and also, new lame characters, and too childish and itâs for furries!â Well GUESS WHAT I have to say to that? You all are FRICKING FRICKS!
And, I donât care what you guys have to say about me. MAKE. FUN OF ME all you want. You canât shoot me down with your ARROWS OF LIES! And..guess what? I am sick of this garbageâŚpanting
How can you guys hate on Sonic, when your little Frick-Person-Shooters ARE NO BETTER!? AndâŚI mean, seriously, âfrick Sonic! CauseâŚCall of Duty, Halo, BioShock, oh oh, and just to name some others. Batman: Arkham AsylumâŚfor frickinâ fricksâŚis so much better than Sonic! Oh oh! Sonic does not stand a chanceâŚyou know why? Cause we have NO TASTE IN GAMING!â Well hereâs what I have to say to thatâŚyou. are all. SCUM! You. are all. SCUM! You are all SCUM! SCUMMMMMMMM!
And thatâs not all, Sonic Haters!
And guysâŚplease just give Sonic a chanceâŚfor me? Please Sonic haters, I know itâs hard to accept that Sonicâs changed, believe me, when Sonic Colors and Sonic 4 were announced, I was a bit skepticalâŚbut Sega has redeemed Sonic! Give Sonic a chanceâŚpleaseâŚLEAVE ME ALONE! Give Sonic a chanceâŚSTOP ALL THIS HATRED! kicks fan over and throws Pac-man ghost
And one last thing I forgot to mention in the video! You guys treat Sonic like itâs trash, but you treat games like Halo, Call of Duty, BioShock, and et cetera et cetera et cetera, like itâs treasure. WHAT THE FRICK? I mean, seriously! I mean, you callâŚnnngh..like, âFirst person shootersâ as we all know, have the same type of gameplay, same gameplay mechanics, except, OH! Thatâs not all! They have different plots! So that must mean all first-person shooters are revolutionary. NOOOO! Theyâre all the same, you guys are being cheated on , you idiots! While you guys say âSonic isnât revolutionary! Sonic isnât creative!â Because, oh! A blue hedgehog who can run at the speed of sound and..platforming gameplay that spenâŚthat blends with speed gameplay as Sonic fights against Doctor Robotnik and his army of badniksâŚoh, yeah, NOT CREATIVE AT ALL! Seriously, WHAT THE FRICK?
You guys need to get a frickinâ clue! STOP HATING ON SONIC! If-if-if thereâs anything that you guys should be hating on, itâs FIRST-PERSON-FRICK-PERSON-STUPID-FRICKIN-DUMB-FRICKIN-IDIOT-FRICKIN-PURSE-FIRST-PERSON-SHOOTERS!! And what is with the Sonic Cycle? I mean, seriously, what the frick? The Sonic cycle is frickinâ dead! Alright? The Sonic Cycle existed last decade, but starting this decade, with Sonic Colors, Sonic 4, and Sonic Generations, the Sonic Cycle has officially been broken! It is dead! WHEN WILL YOU GUYS ACCEPT THAT!? You frickinâ fricks! Get that out of your frickinâ head that the Sonic cycle still exists! Cause it doesnât! Alright, you idiots? Get it through your frickinâ skulls. Sonic has been redeemed! Sega has redeemed Sonic! The Sonic Cycle is DEAD! I donât wanna hear about the Sonic Cycle, you frickinâ fricks! Get the frick out of here! What the FRICK!? This is SammyClassicSonicFan, signing out.
Well, for the people who submitted this, pleas give me the full video lol not the full transcript.
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