let yourself just be wherever you are

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

frogs

cowboys

soumate au where everyone is given a worm at birth. idk where the soulmate part comes in someone else finish this post for me

if someone else’s worm has identical coloration and pattern to yours it’s a sign you’re soulmates. there’s a huge industry in worm analysis

worm analysis! i like this worldbuilding so far. someone else keep it going

the worms are also soulmates

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”