ABSTRUSE ?

This video shows the reality we are living in right now.

We are starving. Many of us have gone days without proper food, and the situation is getting worse every day. At the same time, illness is spreading quickly among us malaria, typhoid, and cholera are affecting so many in our community. Some are very sick and growing weaker, yet we have little to no access to medication.

Our shelters are falling apart and cannot properly protect us. When it rains, we are exposed. When the sun is too strong, we have no safe place to rest. On top of this, we are now two months behind on rent, and we are at risk of losing even the little shelter we have left.

💔 For 3 months now, our campaign has received no donations.We have only raised 5,154 CAD out of our goal of 20,000 CAD and the needs are becoming more urgent every single day.

We are humbly begging for your help. Any support no matter how small can help provide food, medication, and safe shelter. Your kindness could truly save lives.

Please, stand with us. Share, donate, and help us survive this moment.

🙏🏽

PEACE

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Read more about the once in a lifetime interview with the lead manager of the project, Roxanne Lalonde, below.

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Ms. Lalonde, do you have any comments about why this chat client is kept under such strict monitoring? So many sign up but it feels like very few get accepted.

Oh, please. Call me Roxy.

See, chuck, the client is sortsa... a beta situation. We're only letting very few in to test the client so they can report any bugs for us before we drop the curtain and let any old joe in.

Well, Roxy. How long have you been working for Skaianet?

It feels like forever. Mr. Harley is a great boss and he let me intern for him when I was rather young. He's really almost like family.

What is this grand prize Mr. Harley has spoken about?

Oh. That's.... That's just Mr. Harley being the jolly philanthropist he is. Just wanting peoples wishes to come true.

What can someone expect upon joining the client?

Well. Nothing but fun, of course. Playing games with chums, watching movies, hanging and chatting, seeing old friends meeting, meeting new ones, and so much more. You've really just got to join to see.

JOIN SKAIANET.CHAT TODAY!

drawn by KUURA_png!

By clicking on the embedded link, or interacting with any designated SKAIANET SYSTEMS INCORPORATED (hereinafter referred to as "Skaianet") intellectual property, you waive your right to access, utilize, or withdraw your data from the Skaianet database. There is nothing you can do about this. To do something about this anyway, please contact gentlemansTaction [GT] or tacendaGanemoia [TG] upon client install.

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This is an 18+ (SFW) Homestuck roleplay server! The player must be 18 but your muse is free to be any age you wish.

We request the following groups do not engage with this client: Proshippers or proship neutralists, endogenic systems or supporters, shedtwt/tumblr, tcc or similar online groups.

While most interaction in this server will be conducted as if characters are interacting over a chat client, in person roleplay should be conducted in a semi-lit to literate format.

The more you play in the server the more muses you unlock!

POC and queer owned.

Skaianet Systems Incorporated Proudly Presents...

SKAIANET.CHAT !

Oh fuck. Is this thing on? Yes, I *know* pressing the button should work — it isn't my fault Strider's idea of a jape consists of — blast it. Okay there's the light. Hello!

Er. Welcome to Skaianet Systems Incorporated's newest shiny technobaby, proudly sired by the heartwarming union between the raddest, sickest haxmaster to ever exist and a stoic yet kind, wayward anime pri— I am not reading this. It's a client. You chat in it. That really oughta clear up any confusion. Let's see here.

Ah, yes. The prize. Compensating for the mass amount of internal glitches, bugs, and other miscellaneous cock-ups, which we assure you our very best coders are hard at work to fix, we will be picking one lucky user to graciously award everything they've ever wanted then some. We've got all sorts of gadgets in our lab, more details later — all you've really got to know is that we can fix any problem you've got with a wink and a jiffy. But you'll have to win!

Boy howdy, that sounds like a treat, how do you install this wonder client, you ask? Just mosey down yonder to that shiny blue link you see below all this legal babble and click. That's it. We look forward to having you!

By clicking on the embedded link, or interacting with any designated SKAIANET SYSTEMS INCORPORATED (hereinafter referred to as "Skaianet") intellectual property, you waive your right to access, utilize, or withdraw your data from the Skaianet database. There is nothing you can do about this. To do something about this anyway, please contact *gentlemansTaction [GT]* or *tacendaGanemoia [TG]* upon client install.

>> install skaianet.chat <<

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This is an 18+ (SFW) Homestuck roleplay server! The player must be 18 but your muse is free to be any age you wish.

We request the following groups do not engage with this client: Proshippers or proship neutralists, endogenic systems or supporters, shedtwt/tumblr, tcc or similar online groups.

While most interaction in this server will be conducted as if characters are interacting over a chat client, in person roleplay should be conducted in a semi-lit to literate format.

Multi-musing up to 3 is allowed in this server aswell as doubles of characters.

This server is POC owned and lore optional! Treat this as a free hub to explore characters or as a space to immerse your character within the overarching story!

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ATTENTION WORTHLESS YET MODERATELY AMBITIOUS FLESH UNITS,

It is with a synergy of tremendous aptitude and reluctantly-given generosity that HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION and the vastly superior minds of CROCKERCORP LTD now open limited enrollment to the Narrative Simulation Campaign (CODENAME: CROCKERCORD).

YOU, YES YOU.

THE ONE OVER THERE. SLOUCHING CREATURE OF MEAT AND HOLOGRAPHICS, HAVE BEEN GRANTED A RARE CHANCE TO SERVE THE ONGOING EXPANSION OF YOUR CANON. UNDER THE DIRECT ADMINISTRATIVE SUPERVISION OF ESSENTIAL NEW AGE CROCKERCORP MIND MANAGEMENT FACILITATION UNITS, YOU MAY PROCEED TO THE MEDIA INTELLIGENCE HARVESTATION DOCUMENT IN THE LINK BELOW IF, AND ONLY IF:

YOU ARE 18+ YEARS OF AGE, WELL INTO YOUR PUPATION CYCLE.

YOU ARE CAPABLE OF CONSTRUCTING COHERENT SENTENCES.

YOU HAVE THE INSATIABLE URGE TO SHIT HOT EXCREMENT INTO YOUR HANDS AND CLAP BODACIOUSLY OUT OF RESPECT OF IN CHARACTER IMMERSION (OOC is conducted in DMS. Your feelings are repulsive to us and therefore of no value. Get over it.)

YOUR MUSE IS OF PUPATION AGE 18+ AND NOT A WHIMPERING SHITWORM WIGGLER.

GLORY TO CROCKERCORP. GLORY TO THE CONDESCE. GLORY TO NARRATIVE CONTROL AND CONSUMER LOYALTY.

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME.

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Hi, and welcome to CROCKERCORD! An in-character Homestuck Discord roleplay server administered graciously by Her Imperious Condescension and the narrative-controlling fist of CrockerCorp™.

CROCKERCORD is a literate 18+ Homestuck Discord RP server that takes place in a campaign setting! We’re focused on in character immersion, collaborative world building and keeping a tone that feels like Homestuck's classic blend of satire and emotional narrative.

What to expect:

Literate roleplay, chat or paragraph style.

18+ players and characters. Unfortunately, we will not be accepting OC's into the server.

NO EXPLICIT CONTENT!

Violence requires tags, extreme violence is prohibited. In character communication is encouraged! Doubles are ALWAYS allowed and welcomed with the exception of Alpha John Crocker and Alpha Dave Strider, due to the narrative and lore of the campaign. These two are essentially our dungeon masters!

We are currently accepting applications for the VERY FIRST TIME! If this is something you think would tickle your fancy, have a go at filling out our form with a writing sample and character pitch.

APPLY >> HERE <<!

(Got Questions? DM us here.)

The narrative belongs to us now. Submit your arc - or be rewritten.

careful, they're fragile!