We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

in a way i am my own dead wife

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

the day is gonna end anyway and your warm bed will be waiting so you might as well do the hard things and not let them ruin your day

this is unironically how I push myself to do everything I dread

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.