A Bear Obessed with some Boys

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Weirdly prepared in the most unusual ways

Like he pulls out healing ointment from a zip lock bag of silk ties and condoms and lube that he has in his satchel

And he always has a thermos of tea, but that's not even a sex thing, that's just a Poe thing

Also he has a decent collection of stuffed animals and blankets and such

NOT LIKE--- to the point where it's everywhere, but to the point where there's always something to hug in reach

Also when receiving aftercare he kinda let's himself go a little limp and just sort of let's you do whatever while he stares at you love struck

He is helpless and at your mercy, please treat him as tenderly as you do his heart

Or don't--- he's edgy, so maybe he likes the pain

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's the type to fixate on the somewhat out of the box choices and what exactly he's so enthralled with rotates

Your hands come up a lot-- so does the nape of your neck-- the shape of your lips-- the shape of your hair-- your scent-- the sound of your voice-- your chest as it rises and falls as you breathe-- the warmth that comes off him and seems to light him up where ever you touch him

Yeah, he gets kinda Romantic about it

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Another thing in that ziplock of pleasure he totes around is wet wipes, cause he's SO DOWN for getting messy

Hot pleasure covering you both is def something he's dreamed about alone at night with his hand

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He's actually really ticklish on his sides, and will not be able to fight giggling if you so much as lightly brush him there

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's no virgin, but he's also no town bike either

All of his flings tend to be extremely passionate and hot blooded, even if they begin and end at sex

He's the type to say he has a lover and full mean it like--- He's not being poetic about his s/o or anything, he literally has a lover. Like-- just a very passionate fuck buddy, but he probably wouldn't call them a fuck buddy unless someone else did first and he'd probably be really listless when he replied 'yeah... like a fuck buddy...'

And you might think it's cause he wishes it was more, but it's actually just cause he hates the term 'fuck buddy' lmao

Can you at least TRY and make it sound like something that's happening in a dark manor on a stormy evening, breathless deeds done under cover of night?? And not just-- like a dorm room booty call with that one purple haired person from his morning class?? (even though that's definitely what it actually is)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He believes variety is the spice of life and also if he ever wants to truly take you in then he needs to see you from all angles

Which is a long winded way of saying he likes to switch it up and rarely settles into just one position

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Honestly-- like---

So he's one of the dudes whose a little bit silly all of the time, but it's like a dry silly, so it doesn't come off as silly, but it is def silly just in

A Gothic Font

I say all this but truth be told, when he's having sex, he's honestly fairly serious

Not that he can't find the humor in some of the more awkward things that may happen during sex, but he doesn't like to dwell on them frankly

He likes to approach this like he approaches most things--- like he's in a Romance Novel (Lord Byron romantic, not Fabio on the cover romantic)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Fairly well trimmed, and also I think he shaves it all clean occasionally and then lets to grow back out

His pubes are in a constant state of flux low key

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

HE'S FUCKING INTIMATE GOING TO MCDONALDS OKAY

Like-- especially if he REALLY likes someone-- he'll get romantic over them fucking BREATHING, never mind how intimate he gets when there's actual intimacy involved

I will say he likes to mix his intimacies-- like nothing sounds more appealing to him than some passionate sex after a deep vent session where you ended up crying

He'll fuck you while you both cry, he's all about that level of intimacy, what's taking it slow? let's merge souls

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off more than you'd think

Like probs at LEAST once or twice a week

Honestly he knows his mental is well and truly in the trash when he can't manage to make it happen for him (which DOES happen a lot, especially whenever he goes on new meds)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He likes all the classic bdsm stuff

Restraints, blind folds, toys, riding crops, whips, sensual play, edging, teasing

And he's just as down to be the dom or the sub, he really doesn't care as long as someone's wearing leather and someone else is suffering sexually about it

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He really prefers his privacy, especially cause he likes to go a little bit out there with his sex sometimes, and having a safe space to make that happen in is key (nothing quite tanks the role play like someone else walking in cause they forgot their keys)

I will say, he's open to somewhere non-conventional if it's goth enough

Like-- he will forever be haunted by the fact that he'll never be as goth as Mary Shelley cause she lost her virginity on her mother's grave

Unfortunately his mother is still living and his virginity is long gone-- but if he wasn't so horny he could've waited to make that dream a reality (but he was def too horny... also he doesn't wanna be unoriginal)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Small mundane things he gets all poetic and hot under his collar about

Remember earlier when I was talking about him aggressively romanticizing your hands and the nape of your neck, etc??

Yeah-- usually that will lead to him getting, if not full mast, at least a little bit of a hard on

Also again, any kind of extreme emotional vulnerability or intimacy can get him kinda hot

Not saying this is Poe, but this is Poe

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Honestly??? I think he'd be willing to try anything once... I can't really think of anything he wouldn't be down to TRY at the very least

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Both.

He loves both.

He loves tasting you, and making you shiver, and hearing your moans and feeling your legs shaking

But he also could melt into your mouth and die there happy-- the sweetest part of the sweetest person, turning him into absolute MUSH

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Really depends, he can kinda jump all over

He understands the appeal of a slow and careful pace, taking his time, feeling every inch of each other as you two unravel in each others arms

But he's also no stranger to someone getting bent over and fucked until they see stars-- even better with a harness so you have a handle to grab them by

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He honestly prefers to take his time and really explore the feelings of pleasure together

But he can't deny the thrill of secretly getting each other off somewhere you're not supposed to

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

HE IS SO GAME FOR RISKS

Especially one's where he's the one being risked

He also likes the risk of being caught-- on the one hand it's a little embarrassing-- but on the other everyone saw you two together, they know how deeply your passion goes, they know your his and he's yours ROMANTIC

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He honestly is kind of one and done, but that one can last quite a while--- it's less like a session and more like a production with Poe, even when it's just a spur of the moment thing of you two alone in his room

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes! YES YES YES YES YES!

Poe LOVES toys, and even collects them! He even has vintage ones, which he doesn't use, but aren't they neat??

He may or may not also have some that come with him in his ziplock from time to time

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to tease, and he LOVES to be teased

He ADORES tortuously prolonged foreplay

Sneak him around a counter and be all over him, have him shivering with a need that's creeping through his veins, then leave him suddenly to disappear into the rest of the evening where he has to spend the rest of the night haunted by the ghost of what your did to him against that wall, the yearning it left in his bones, and the jump at even the slightest touch from you for the rest of the night

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's honestly fairly quiet even at his loudest

He can get pretty loud, but it's few and far between

He mostly does a lot of whimpers and gasps and muttered praises and pleas

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I mean, this probably goes without saying, but he really wants to fuck in a series of more and more gothic places

He obvs won't force you to, and also obvs you can tap out of any of them if we get too creepy--

But you better believe the graveyard is at the top of that list, and you better believe he will ask at least once

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

THE MOST THROBBING HOG OF A T-DICK YOU EVER

Fairly decently sized, honestly kind of average, a bit on the long and skinny side, actually has a very pretty curve when erect

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

BRO IS MADE OF YEARNING

He yearns for everything, from the mundane to the sublime

Also he kind of can't seperate romantic yearning and sexual yearning

Like he KNOWS they're different, and they do live in different parts of him, but honestly they tend to let their walls down and cross over into each other fairly often

Is his romantic love and sexual love lovers?? Probably. Most likely. Yeah, kinda.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He's one of those dudes that's in a constant state of asleep and awake

During exams they're kind of one and the same low key

But he'll fall asleep very easily once he gets comfy, but he'll wake up just as easily, and also just as easily fall back asleep

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The spirit is definitely there, but lord help him he has no idea what he's doing

Which isn't to say he's doing bad-- there's lots of blankets and cuddles and praise-- it's just also very clear that he's new to it all

And when receiving aftercare he kind just goes puppy mode

LOVESICK puppy mode

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

NGL, he's kind of a butt guy

He also likes your smile but--- I mean--- HE'S DEFINITELY THE TYPE THAT HATES TO SEE YOU GO BUT LOVES TO WATCH YOU LEAVE

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

A little into some scent marking

Doesn't know that that's actually a little weird outside of animals

He's all confused and puppy eyed like 'what, I just like it when we smell like each other 🥺🥺🥺' the pubby he is

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I think most of his secrets are the really dumb cliched places he stashes his porn, and the fact that he's DEF jerked it to pictures of you

Not even sexy pictures, just picture pictures--- low key he's down kinda bad

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Little to no experience. He's not COMPLETELY lost cause--- Haru will unfortunately give anyone The Talk by accident (usually via bragging)-- but he's not had too many romantic or sexual encounters thus far

He was 19 before he was a fox for 200 years-- not too much time for dating...

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I think he actually really likes doggy style-- he doesn't MEAN to keep bending you over, he just sort of finds his body doing it

Also do not be afraid to bend HIM over, or pin him down-- he hasn't thought about it (cause what is thinking far ahead in advance??) but he'd SOOOOO be into it

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Dude he's goofy a little bit all the time

Except weirdly enough, one of the times he'll get really serious IS when he's shifting into Play Mode

Like--- something about it, there's this switch that flips and he ends up locking the fuck in by accident

He can still get really silly, but yeah-- he def defaults a bit into a weird active, slightly dominant horny mode

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's not wholly untouched, but he def leans more natural

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Honestly-- the way he can surprisingly lock the fuck in when he's horny, he can also lock the fuck in when he's feeling romantic

Which is more often than you'd think, he's actually pretty lovey dovey and love struck when he's with someone

He also can be really gentle and tender-- he's kind of a massive sweetie real talk

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn't jack off a ton, but he does jack it fairly regularly--- especially now that he has hands again

Also has the cheesiest porn stash, both with physical media and a bunch of stuff saved on his phone

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I think a little bit of a breeding kink?? Again, he doesn't really mean to, he kinda just--- gets super horny and into it and like--- look he's an animal okay, he kinda fucks like one

I think he also likes a bit of restraints, but not like--- ropes or anything--- just pinning you down with his weight or his hands (or YOU pinning HIM down eyebrow wiggle)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He tries to pick somewhere private, but he has a bad habit of sneaking you off somewhere to have a little fun that def is not a normal place to be getting it on in

He's honestly pretty open to doing it where ever low key

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly?? Your smell mostly.

He kinda gets a good nose full of you and his brain kinda fuzzes over and his body gets all warm

And speaking of warmth, if he can feel the warmth of you as he smells you, he gets even more horny

And then every part of you starts to look so delicious and he's fully distracted

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don't think he'd be down for any kind of like--- elaborate play with a lot of rules and long drawn out foreplay

He's down for like--- role play or something, but if it's a long ass session of like--- bdsm or something, and he has to sit through a whole bunch of teasing when he just wants to touch you and there's rules he keeps forgetting cause you're right there and you look so good and it's distracting--- forget it, it will be more frustrating for him than it would be fun

He's not a big patience guy when it comes to this stuff

Not that he doesn't know how to foreplay, he just can't do a prolonged session of it

Also I think anything that would seriously hurt you past like--- some light scratching and bruising and such

He doesn't wanna like--- ACTUALLY hurt you, you know??

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves it both, but I think he prefers receiving

It's not his fault, your mouth is just too perfect okay!

And he's always good for returning the favor!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It's a steady climb to a feral fuck-- he gets your warmed up and ready, but he's quick to jump in right way

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's down! He wouldn't survive on quickies alone, but I also think he needs them every so often

Just the thrill of sneaking away cause you both got horny and wanna get each other off then sneaking back like you didn't just totally fuck each other's brains out

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Hmmm--- I mean he's not AGAINST it, but he's also a simple man at the end of the day

But he also DOES like the thrill----

I think it depends a lot on what your proposal is, and he can't promise he'll say yes, but he IS listening

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Honestly he can kinda go all night without even really thinking about it

He def needs some cool down time between sessions, but give him a minute and start nibbling his neck and he'll be ready for the next round in no time

I think also how long he lasts FULL depends from session to session, but at his longest he can make it LAST, and on his shortest he's convulsing after 10 minutes of making out cause he felt your hand on him and he just really wanted you to touch him and he got too excited

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

SUPER down for toys! EXCITED about them even! He doesn't really have much in the way of toys, but he's super open to the two of you starting a little collection together

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can dish it more than he can take, but even then he can still get pretty impatient

He's not against teasing or being teased, but there comes a certain point where he just needs it NOW and once we're at the point, there is no more teasing, SEX MUST HAPPEN OR HE'S GONNA LOOSE HIS FUCKING MIND

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Can get pretty loud and it's usually by accident

What can I say, loud is kind of his default both in and out of sex

Legit though, if you get him whimpering though, it's MAD cute (and probably as quiet as HE gets)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Full doesn't think too much or too hard about sex-- he mostly just chases his urges where ever they may go and sort of let his intuition and reflexes sort it out

Which isn't to say he's not romantic or he can't plan ahead at all, but generally speaking when it comes to sex, he kinda just goes with the flow of it

It can def lead to some fun places! Just like it can also lead to some awkward places...

Usually it leads to a good time though, and that's what counts!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Lean, a bit on the smaller side but he's def grow a little bit more as time goes on (Aki growing into broader shoulders HEAR ME OUT ON THIS)

He'd still be pretty lean though, even at his most bulky (which isn't even bulky, it's just bulky for him)

Average sized, but it's got a nice little curve that hits that spot just right and he's really good with it (also can full kind of make it move just by flexing his legs)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

NGL IT'S PRETTY HIGH

At least once he's Officially with someone

Once it's official and you two do it like-- two or three times, he starts to fall into a rhythm and sex just really becomes a fairly regular thing between you two

I think he also yearns romantically a lot, but he's not as fully love struck as some of the other dudes

Which isn't to say he's not ride or die down bad cause he FULL is, he's just not gonna pine or moon on about it like some would (FUYU)

He kinda just does it

After that first awkward bump in the relationship, he kinda looses all fear, stops hesitating and just--- goes for it

He says the thing he's thinking, he goes for what he wants-- he obviously asks and can take a no, but if you wanted to full keep your personal bubble then you shouldn't have chosen to date Aki cause he LOVES your personal space

Also you in general

Not that he won't say that a million times over

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I feel like Aki's the type to once he's mildly comfy, he can fall asleep really quickly just about anywhere

And this isn't even a sex thing-- full stop he just has to get a LIIIIITTLE comfy and he's out

So yeah, he's def out pretty quick once he's fully spent

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Honestly kind of awkward?? A little bit winded

Okay maybe a lot of bit winded

Sexual encounters have a tendency to leave him kind of dazed-- in a good way

Which means it might take him a second to realize that we reached the aftercare portion of the evening

Once he snaps to, he's all over it-- at least as best he can be

Everything is stuff he's read somewhere online or in books, and all he has is stuff you can get as an average college kid, so it's all pretty sparse

But he's got some drinks, and clean towels, and lots of words of encouragement and praise so-- he's def better than most

I will say when he's on the receiving end, he can go from dazed to dreamy in a moment-- just absolutely love struck and in awe that he's being so lovingly cared for

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Honestly he has a bit of a pervy list in his head that he'd only admit in private-- but the pervy thing he'd admit openly (if not still shyly) is hands

He likes to imagine a lot of things to do with your hands...

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Ngl, this mfer is not afraid to get sloppy

He's kind of a slut when all is said and done, so he's a little bit down for whatever kink with cum you suggest

He might have a few of his own he's hoping will come up, but real talk, he's probably not gonna be brave enough to bring it up first...

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has A LOT but I think is biggest one is that he keeps most of his dirty secrets, fantasies, day dreams and etc in a secret locked diary

And he will never tell you where the key is!

Somethings he wants to keep just to himself until he's ready to share...

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I feel like even when he's far from a virgin, he's still a shy, shuttering, nervous mess every time he does it with someone new

Actually he's like that the first few times... and maybe even a few times after that...

HE JUST GETS REALLY EXCITED OKAY

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Changes all the time but honestly it's whatever is the spicest thing either one of you last read

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's goofy on accident

He doesn't try to be, but then he gets nervous and he just kinda-- has to try and laugh it off and hope you'll think it's endearing...

Lucky for him, he's pretty fucking adorkable

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Not the most groomed dude, but he keeps it clean and trimmed!

Def a very bushy dude even when it's short

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He tries to be super romantic, but honestly a lot of the times he's nerves can kind of get in the way

He has the heart of a romantic in him-- even his more horny and sex driven side has a bit of a romanticism to it

He honestly just wants to find his other half so so badly

...buuuut he's also willing to bang his way around in the mean time--- fortune favors the bold as they say...

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He's honestly a really shy masturbator-- all his porn is HIDDEN and he makes triple sure he's alone before he starts anything

Doors locked, headphones on, lips ZIPPED

Also regularly jerks it in the shower

What can he say-- he thought about you, and then one thing lead to another... he's not PROUD per se, but he's not really ashamed either...

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

OH LORD, he's honestly willing to try just about anything once

He'll only do it with someone he trusts, but he also is a bit naive and trusting at the best of times

He def wants to take a more passive role in everything though-- he just gets really excited and it gets a bit overwhelming

He's obvs willing to try a more active, dominant role--- but be patience with him...

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

OKAY SO--- he LOVES some privacy, but he also LOVES the thrill of doing it somewhere you're not supposed to

Honestly, when you drag him away to somewhere a little more secluded, he really can never say no, BUT-- he is LEGITIMATELY hoping y'all don't get caught...

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He romanticizes EVERYTHING-- which also mean he kind of sexualizes everything a bit too-- homie can't even have a crush without being A LITTLE BIT turned on...

So it takes very little to get him going-- even when he doesn't mean to be going...

A look, a touch, feeling your warmth as you lean a little too close to him--- it will have him feeling a little flushed

And if he catches the smell of your hair, he'll be lightly shivering-- it's honestly a little embarrassing how easy he is

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There's not a lot that turns him off--- I think if he was actually getting bullied or harassed he'd be super not into it

Like-- in the sphere of an agreed upon play time--- call him whatever names you want

But if you were calling him derogatory shit like that-- in EARNEST??

Oh hell nah, he's good, he's out

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

OH MAN--- he likes both and also can't handle both at the same time

If he's giving--- he kind of goes insane tasting you on his tongue, feeling you against him, listening to your noises, watching you (hopefully) squirm

BUT RECEIVING??? He's fucking MELTING--- an absolute MESS and loving every second of it

I think ultimately he'd prefer giving, cause he's gonna melt low key either way, and he'd like the opportunity to return all the many favors you give him just by touching him ever at all

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

His pace is ever changing and unconscious-- he didn't MEAN to let his hips go wild-- he just kind of started to feel it, and he couldn't stop...

Unfortunately, once he gets into it, he kinda looses himself...

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

SUPER down for quickies! Actually, he's pretty great at them since sometimes all you gotta do is give him that LOOK and he's damn near creaming his pants...

Usually that's just embarrassing as shit, but with quickies it's helpful!

Also helpful is that whole-- thrill of having sex where you're not really supposed to thing

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Honestly he's willing to get pretty risky with sex for someone so nervous all the time

He'd much prefer the risk is either to himself or you two just getting caught, but honestly--- he'll legit try damn near anything, damn near anywhere AT LEAST once

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

OH MAN, so--- he kind of has a bad habit of not being able to hold back...

He can usually get it back up (if it ever fully goes down in the first place), and his pullout game is fairly decent--- but man, he really does get pretty excited fairly easily...

If he's not cumming, it's a least a little excited drool of pre-cum

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Owns a few toys, has them HIDDEN away, is DOWN to try other toys, is SUPER DOWN to have them be tried on him, and of COURSE is down to try them on you

Please please PLEASE bring out the toys, he LOVES them so much

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

So when it comes to him trying to tease you he honestly is kind of bad at it...

He just gets really embarrassed by what he's saying or doing too easily...

Occasionally the planets will align and he can make it happen, but those are the exception on the rule

And as far as TAKING teasing---- he can't take too much or he'll get overwhelmed, BUT-- with that said---- he LOVES to be teased

But please, spare a thought for him-- don't drag it on for too long

...or do. He's not the boss of you. <3

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Default is quiet little moans and whimpers-- CAN get loud when he feels he can get away with it, OR if he just can't hold it back

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Really does prefer to be the more submissive party in things, mostly cause he just gets WAY too excited and embarrassed to ever TRULY take hold of the reigns

He tries-- bless him he tries-- especially if you ask it of him--- but be ready for patience, failure, and for you to end up riding him while he squirms and whimpers underneath you

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Lanky and thin and VERY little muscle-- but not SO little that he's JUST bones

He's got a little meat on him, but it's very lean

Also it's on the thinner side and a touch on the longer side but nothing like--- crazy long

It's honestly kinda cute (give it a little kiss, it will make him blush like a maniac)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

YEARNER YEARNER YEARNER!!!

He yearns romantically, he yearns SEXUALLY, he yearns--- CONSTANTLY

Every little touch, every little smile, every little glimpse of your profile as you lean over your work-- every inch of you, every moment with you-- it's etched into his brain, branded on his heart and even though he takes everything in like he's starving for your existence, HE STILL CRAVES MORE

If you look up Yearning in the dictionary-- there's a picture of Cashew, looking at you with the most longing, love sick look EVER

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Like I said, he doesn't last long, but can go multiple rounds (at least multiple Cashew rounds--- and honestly multiple you rounds if you're up for it)

But once he's well and truly drained, he is OUT