Retro!

You know with SCP foundation in it

Anyway, just want to see if the Jester be SCP doctor or something

Blueberry jester/shadow milk: pure vanilla, I don't want anymore kids! We have too many and I don't want to go through pregnancy again!

Pure vanilla: don't worry bluebird! I can carry the child this time!

Blueberry jester/ shadow milk: eh!?!?!?

Second senario:

Pure vanilla: hmmm...I did it with (shadow milk/blueberry jester) recently yet for some reason he didn't get pregnant...that's strange...also, for some reason, I'm craving chocolate covered cheese...WAIT!

*goes to take a certain test...it comes back positive-*

Pv: ....oh. I guess that new position I tried with him uh...had an...unintended side effect.

*meanwhile and later-*

Sm/bj: well I'm glad I didn't get pregnant that time...no more crying babies...just focusing on the kids we have now-

Pv: *kicks open door-* honey I am with child!

Sm/bj: ...*has the facial expression of 'are you kidding me???'*

Bonus third senario I thought of mid typing all these:

*pv chasing that jester-*

Pv: come on! Ever since I learned how I can be with child, I want a turn being pregnant!

Sm/bj: we don't need more kids!!!

Pv: but they're so cute and I love big families!

Sm/bj: we, are not, rabbits!!!

(BTW random thing I discovered as I typed...if you take the first letters of blueberry and jester...you get bj...do with this info as you please lol!)

*gives him a nuke.*

i'm projecting onto blueberry it was pretty warm yesterday

original comic inspo:

Please make more angst of him :)

Shadow milk/blueberry jester: ok...how many kids do you want?

Pure vanilla: *leaves room...comes back dressed as a rabbit.*

Shadow milk/blueberry jester: why are you dressed like a bunny?

Pure vanilla: I'm not a bunny, my silly blue bird! I'm a rabbit!

Shadow milk/blueberry jester: a rabbit? Why would you dress like a ra-*realization hits them...a saying*-aaaaaaaaabbiiiiiit...oh...oh! OH!

(For those who don't know...the saying I'm referring to? 'Breed like rabbits')

i can't bring that over here i'm not bold enough to test tumblr limits rn

twitter though. that'll have the good stuff. (should go without saying but 18+ only and age in bio or you ain't gettin it)

So everybody knows, and he doesn't act much different beyond making sure Vanilla is okay and cradled, but if ANYONE tries to confront Sage directly about it he gets all awkward and spluttering like "W-what?!? PSHHHH no, no way! Where would you get such a silly idea! That's definitely NOT Recluse, not at all-!"

Pretty sure we didn't get this one because she is being a fleek