Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.

Yes, you were Raised White

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

LOVE TRIANGLE

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Puttin

Putin doesn’t even try not to look like the villain from a James Bond movie.

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

My life is literally a sitcom