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Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this

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I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Thinking again about sterek fake dating in s1 because Scott, in the bullet episode, tells Allison that Stiles and Derek are dating to explain why Derek is in the school. It was the first thing that occurred to him because Stiles just told him he might be interested in guys so-
Allison tells Lydia, who tells Danny, who tells Jackson, and suddenly everyone knows
Stiles and Derek of course wanted to tell the truth before it became A Thing. But Scott convinces Stiles to lie because he doesn't want to look like a liar in front of Allison. And yeah the guy sucks but it would only be for a bit and then they can fake break up and no harm would be done! (Except for Stiles' ego because no one would believe that he chose to let a guy like Derek go)
Stiles, however, is weak to Scott's puppy eyes. And apparently Derek is weak to Stiles' doe eyes too because for some reason he finds himself agreeing despite having 27 problems right now and 0 energy to be more involved in Scott's relationship drama
Oh this is perfect. They're such idiots I love this!
Liam: So they aren't dating?
Scott: So they say but-
Liam: So they're married?
Scott: ...
Later:
Stiles: So my dad is pretty peeved at us.
Derek: Why?
Stiles: Scott told him we got hitched
Derek: *deep overwhelmingly exhausted sigh*
I love everything about this 😂 the "still under the affects of wolfsbane when attacked by doe eyes" killed me
Watching them fake it when they're ignoring actual feelings is was too funny
Scott: I like to make things up sometimes. Make things sticky just because it forces them together. Like, I mentioned to the Sheriff and Peter that Derek had clearly forgotten their anniversary and needed immediate help setting up something romantic last minute and *snaps finger* voila! Romantic candlelit dinner under the stars, rose petals everywhere and a violinist. Stiles was so confused and Derek was so mad *chuckles* All these years later and their still pretending to be together
Lydia: Pretending?
Scott: I mean, they think they're pretending.
Lydia: So you're using the fact that they're both morons to force them together. Next you'll accidentally get them legally married by tricking the Sheriff into thinking that they're engaged. And, of course, Derek will be so flustered by Stiles begging because of his father that he'll actually sign the papers.
Scott: One day they'll realize that they've been together happily in love for the past fifteen years I just know it! They have the most toxically healthy relationship I have ever seen they're just stupid about it.
Lydia: I'm certain thats why it works for them.
Derek: *who has been listening the entire time* Stiles?
Stiles: Yes Derek?
Derek: I think we're in love with each other. I think we've been actually together for fifteen years and I think it's Scotts fault.
Stiles: *in denial* I think you're talking crazy.
Derek: *head in hands, devastated that he's accepted it* It wasn't the wolfsbane Jesus Christ I'm an idiot
Thinking again about sterek fake dating in s1 because Scott, in the bullet episode, tells Allison that Stiles and Derek are dating to explain why Derek is in the school. It was the first thing that occurred to him because Stiles just told him he might be interested in guys so-
Allison tells Lydia, who tells Danny, who tells Jackson, and suddenly everyone knows
Stiles and Derek of course wanted to tell the truth before it became A Thing. But Scott convinces Stiles to lie because he doesn't want to look like a liar in front of Allison. And yeah the guy sucks but it would only be for a bit and then they can fake break up and no harm would be done! (Except for Stiles' ego because no one would believe that he chose to let a guy like Derek go)
Stiles, however, is weak to Scott's puppy eyes. And apparently Derek is weak to Stiles' doe eyes too because for some reason he finds himself agreeing despite having 27 problems right now and 0 energy to be more involved in Scott's relationship drama
Oh this is perfect. They're such idiots I love this!
Liam: So they aren't dating?
Scott: So they say but-
Liam: So they're married?
Scott: ...
Later:
Stiles: So my dad is pretty peeved at us.
Derek: Why?
Stiles: Scott told him we got hitched
Derek: *deep overwhelmingly exhausted sigh*
me and those two mutuals who always reblog my posts
Eddie: Because you're so juicy.
Jason: (turned on and not hiding it well) You're so weird. Do you actually carry a knife?
Basketball team and Corroded Coffin who witnessed this:
Gareth: Can you like punch me in the face? Knock me out?
Andy: I am such a good person *pulls back fist*
Jeff: ...so can I be next-
Lucas: Stop

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i just finished rewatching How I Met Your Mother and i will forever be in denile about the finale so this is how i imagine How I Met Your Mother actually ending
okay so i don't buy for a second Barney would break up with Robin cuz of her job but let's say there is some tension.
barney is upset about no wifi which i don't think he's literally upset about wifi i think he's upset he doesn't really have his own thing and is just kinda following robin around
so they talk it out and robin decides okay from now on i'll only take assignments with garunteed wifi
now barney is able to work on his blog and have his own thing apart from robin and in addition to his blog he starts a side travel blog so hes able to have his own reason for traveling
years later when they're done traveling so much the settle in NY adopt a bunch of dogs and only travel every now and then for vacay
now lily and marshal. i think marshal is the only one who didn't get totally screwed in the finally so good for him
after italy lily goes back to consulting but once she has her third kid she realizes the hours are a lil too erratic for her so she shifts and becomes a museum curator at one of those contemporary museums that always has different exhibitions
once marshall becomes a supreme court justice and their kids are all grown lily quits her job and moved with marshal to DC.
now that she has all this free time she focuses on herself and her art. with all the connections from working in the art world for so long she's really able to blow up as an artist
i think it also shows a nice message that it's never too late for your dreams
Tracy never dies and she and Ted live happily ever after
broke: ted wanted those extra 45 days with tracy because she died and he wanted more time with her
woke: ted wanted those extra 45 days with tracy because he hates being apart from her just like how marshall and lily couldn't be apart the week before their wedding
ITS BOTH
i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
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So I got a second job. I let my current job know, my manager actually said, after asking how much this new part time would pay me "If they offer you full time you need to take it."
I told her I had orientation Monday and Tuesday, it would be most of the day however, because it was so close I would be coming in afterwards to clean up and close.
My coworker on Sundays was like whatever, and did what he could do so I know it was okay on Monday morning for the opening attendant that I work with Monday and Tuesday.
However, I come into nothing done, nothing stocked, everything a mess at five o'clock Monday after my orientation. The stock room of the hotel I work at closes at five on the dot. This woman I work with did absolutely nothing but fill the infused water and clocked out directly at four thirty.
I heard that she was gabbing with the girls at the front desk most of the day and milking an "injury" from a fall she had two weeks ago as an excuse not to do heavy work.
So, I close up as well as I can, I'm communicative with her and let her know what I was able to do and stock up and that was that.
Tuesdays orientation went very well, I'm excited about this second job and all is well. I check my phone during a five minute break and see that my manager from my shitty job had called. She basically said she was disappointed that I came in so late the day before -despite the discussion we had well before this orientation- and asked if I would be willing to come in earlier.
Basically asking me to walk out of my orientation.
Anyway, I ignore it, finish my orientation, get my certificate of completion and my arrow pin and I walk out with my new coworker after meeting with the director of the spa I will be working at. I am hyped, excited and looking forward to Thursday which is my first day of training.
So I get to work right after that. The Con*ad where I will be working is sixteen minutes from the Sw*n and Dol*hin spa I work at, so it wasn't too hard. I get there and I am met with disappointment. Again, everything was discussed with my old manager but she literally says she doesn't know if they can accommodate my coming in at 130 on Sundays and Mondays because they need me the most between the hours of 11-2.
When I mentioned that we had discussed it she said that she spoke with Corporate, one of them, and that he said I should prioritize my current position over this new one.
I told her to her face that I am. I am willing to come in on Sundays and Mondays anyway, working from 1:30 to close those two days straight after working my new job which starts at 5AM and ends at 1PM all because I know that need me and that NO ONE WOULD DREAM OF APPLYING TO WORK AT THIS SPA BECAUSE, DESPITE THEIR CLAIMS AT BEING LUXRY, THEY WANT TO PAY THE HOURLY WORKERS $15-16 A MOTHER FUCKING HOUR.
I shit you guys not. She said I should prioritize the job that under pays, expected 100% and DEMOTED ME TO PART TIME WITHOUT TELLING ME over a better paying job STARTING AT $20 for the same position I currently work, but has with ample opportunities and benefits that my current position does not have.
The fuck?
And my fellow female attendant was behind it. There is favoritism at my current spa, the manager coddles the ones she likes most and lies and bullies the ones she doesn't. She lies and undermines everyone, and I could tell my fellow female attendant was pissed that she had to actually do her job because, when we work together two days a week I get everything stocked and cleaned up and she hardly lifts a finger.
There's a reason corporate said that they cannot afford to lose me and they're about to with all of this bullshit.
So what did I do?
I e-mailed a gentleman from corporate that had been coming around the spa since our regional manager retired. He was incredibly angry about all of this because my manager said she spoke to him and said that he was the one who said I ought to prioritize my current position and that I could not be accommodated.
Which turned out to be a massive lie, as he said, and that there would be a meeting, because they have lost over ten hourly employees due to this level of harassment. He congratulated me on my new job and asked for my next day off from both jobs next week because he wants me at this, now going to be led by corporate and HR, meeting with my manager and my fellow attendant.
And guess what? I was accommodated. He said as much, he would take care of it and thanked me for keeping my original days because they do need a closer.
"I don't see the difference between coming in at eleven o'clock or one thirty. This is why we have two attendants on shift."
So this is what's going on. New job, part time at the moment pays well, has great benefits and thrives in a healthy environment and shitty old job where management and toxic coworker are going to, very possibly, be let go.
Like, who would choose to be underpaid and over worked over a better job with better pay?
And instead of quitting, because I could afford to quit my current job with this second part time, I decided to stay because they do need a closer and I like some of my coworkers. Like...really?
#mood today
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OMG I LOVED YOUR NEW CHAPTER ❤️
I just can’t wait to see if you end drawing tortured sub seb, our poor boy was heaving at the mouth!!!!! Also I’m gonna need a visual on freaking Henry I need to look at that mf in the face
Also I did sorta get fooled into thinking the favorite boy was Henry for a second but 10/10 loved the chapter.
AWW THANK UUUU💖💖AND OK i was actually gonna include a link to some doodles of henry at the beginning of the chapter but i couldnt decide on how i wanted him to look BUT I THINK I GOT IT, SO HERE
that smile..................that damned smile ((also we know by now i love torturing seb, and i defs have a wip of tortured sub seb/dom clora in the works too, rest assured👀))
Seb just in the back just filled with hate because
"He breathes..."
At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world
oh there he is