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We know which one has the higher body count. The Argents are such hypocrites.
Just thinking again about the fans who ride Chris’s dick because ‘oh he got better’. And still criticize how Derek responded to losing the last of his family at the beginning of season one.
Derek knowing Chris is about to die in season 3B and saving him without thought, is what it took for Chris to finally, begrudgingly, stop trying to kill him. Not to apologize or seek redemption for the (almost certain) dozens of innocents he killed (don’t @me, he and Kate came up with the plan to kill Derek and Scott in season 1 far too fast and easily for it to have been the first time). But hey, Derek (whose heart was crumbling) wasn’t full of understanding and compassion.
Apparently 15 years later I still have some feelings to work through.
THIS!
Also...also
"But you're still violent creatures"
Fuck you.
Like seriously. As it was stated he and Kate were happy to off Scott and Derek before knowing for sure they were responsible for the deaths. The Argent's have a higher body count over all and the code it absolute bullshit made for the hunters to just kill whoever they see fit because "spilling human blood" doesn't matter if the spilling was self defense or anything.
Also...
ALSO
Violent creatures? Suck an unwashed dick with that line coming from a man who has killed countless of innocent people because of an ancient code that was probably bastardized to make it easier to kill for fun especially when he knows that the most violent creatures ARE HUMANS with his own baby sister as a leading example of monstrous. You know, the woman who used the codes ethics as an excuse to murder an innocent family in the woods, some of which were human, having gained her information on the family by seducing a teenage boy nebulously aged between 15-17 years old when she was in her mid twenties?
And he still has the nerve to be the way he is and say the things that he says with full confidence still seeing himself, because he is human, as a superior race to the supernaturals? Like, fuck off.
Hate the Argent's. Never liked them. Can only stand them in fandom and I am sorry I even added to this but boy oh boy do I love an anti Argent post to bits.
OceanGate, the deep-sea exploration company that created the Titan submersible, has removed its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn a
poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website
yea that'd be a shame
by the way, just so everyone knows what not to do, shift+r reblogs a post instantly
just make sure you don't reblog anything about oceangate because that would completely undermine their entire plan 😇😇😇
You also shouldn't queue a post, that would make people keep remembering this post for a longer time, which is the opposite of forgetting
IT’S MARCH
Uh… It’s still May…
It’s august
Me: “I love this fic! Can’t wait for the next update!”
Fanfiction: “Updated: 1965-06-04.”
Author: Me

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@blurbitch so every time I watch Golden Girls on Hallmark channel I always see this guy for their movies (His name is Tyler Hynes) and literally every time I see him as a Hale 😂
Talia and Peter's older human brother who somehow is the most mysterious one.
1994
Peter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A LION MAN IN THE SEWERS OF NEW YORK????
Ty: Exactly that. *laying back on Peter's leather sofa* Sort of a, uh, Beauty and The Beast deal going on but more Lion than Bear creature if that makes sense. Lovely man, makes a hell of a margarita.
Peter: See, I don't know if you're lying or not.
1996
Talia: Wait, so you're saying that that you and a rag tag group of teenagers saved New York by defeating mutated homeless mole people in Manhattan?
Ty: Yeah, like, it was pretty tense for a while. Thats nothing compared to that gang war I got sucked into. I mean, why on earth would Coney Island be anyone gang territory? I will say though, that was all pretty tame compared the that one guy....you know, the one scalping hookers? Why do you think I really cut my hair?
Talia: Your life gives me agita
Current:
Derek: ...
Uncle Ty: Well are you going to say something?
Derek: *deep breath* What...do you mean...that your best friend read from some ancient Egyptian text and now a thousand year old mummy has resurrected and brought with it the plagues of Egypt, wanted to kidnap her all in the vaguest hopes of resurrecting his long dead true love, which will insure the apocalypse?
Uncle Ty: Well...I told her not to- listen nephew, sometimes when you're months into an an archeological dig in an ancient city of the dead you don't think straight and you accidentally read forbidden texts that starts the apocalypse. It happens more than you think?
Derek: *slowly* What does that mean?
Uncle Ty: Peter, you get it right?
Peter: I don't. I really really don't.
Derek: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!
And he's human. Scott sees this and immediately sees Stiles future.
I like the idea of Derek being Sookie's cousin but I'm liking the idea of him being related to Andy, Terry and Portia even more since he looks more like them. Would you be willing to add some of this AU despite the hate you're getting from the stereks?
So I have two different scenarios and one I'm writing. So the one with Derek and Sookie being cousins is written on my blog. That one came about because of Adele Stackhouse's maiden name being Hale. I love this one, it's a bittersweet crossover, because of the time lost between family with Talia being afraid of Sookie finding out about them and taking the kids away. I love a good Talia kind of sucks fic but in this one it's understandable (I'm not a Talia fan at all)
With the other scenario with Derek being a Bellefleur through his dad? This one is a little more light hearted and funny. Derek's dad is also alive and a deadbeat who abandon's his kids when they're young and only made some appearances when they were kids. This one also leans into the Talia was free spirited and that her kids had different parents. Laura's dad is a guy Talia met in college during spring break and never thought to tell about her, Cora's dad is a married human businessman she met while working in New York when she was twenty five and had an affair with and Derek's dad William "Willy" Bellefleur, a light hearted, irresponsible wealthy child and second cousin of Andy and half brother of Terry (more on that later).
There so much more I might actually start on the Bellefleur one after I finish the Stackhouse one.
Can you write Rosalie adopting a baby but it being an adult at the end of the new moon ending? We talked about this before and I’m curious on your interpretation
Oh shit do I have a future blurb for you!
But I'm not giving anything away right now
So Derek had a wide Sarah will we see more of her and does she know stiles?
Another way back blurb-
I gave up on this because I got steamrolled by the mean part of Sterek(I love the fandom but some of ya'll can be so mean) so I won't be continuing the story which is a shame it was a good one.
Had I continued then yes, in flashbacks
Your crossover answers with teen wolf stuff is amazing. Cedric with possibly Malia or Cora has me knotted up can you expand? What about Billy being tied up with teen wolf characters? Him and Kira is crazy
Okay this must be the same person because WHATTTTT?
I don't mind I'm flattered that you've probably gone through my blog to see this stuff, it's waaaaaay back. Anyway, Cedric would be good with either of them although I will say that at the end I can see him ending up with Malia. Cora, I don't think, it would go anywhere except surface level I also think this is because of Isaac-in this scenario.
And Billy with Kira? I adore the scary boyfriend/adorkable girlfriend trope. I think they'd be great together and of course Kira being a badass? That helps. Does it bother Billy that Kira is a kitsune with powers and saves him? At first, he doesn't like being the damsel but he eventually gets over it and finds a way to be the hero in his own right without being bitten. It becomes a point of pride and Kira would be proud of him.

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Can you talk about how Steve and Talia met? Us or stranger things canon compliant because if Laura isn’t the oldest then wouldn’t that mean Steve is already a dad by season 4?
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So thats two for Dealers Choice today...
Anyway, yes, Steve has already met Talia though they only met once at this point in Dealers Choice, it would have been just before Steve and Nancy would have dated in season one of Stranger Things. There was a party, he met this beautiful mysterious girls, they sleep together and Talia dips.
So by the time the Beacon Hills Hale Pack wind up in the past eldest Harrington/Hale child is already born even though Steve doesn't know it yet.
The kids don't mention it because they know the story well enough how Talia and Steve meet again and fall in love and about baby Micheal which would take place in 1989. Micheal is six years old when he meets Steve for the first time.
Would the hale pack have been able to save their future in dealers choice had you and your friends continued it?
Oh Whoa! Okay I almost forgot that story because, well, I wasn't treated very well when I was writing it and the person who was writing it with me left a bad taste in my mouth because they wanted to go their way and it was so gross.
Anyway, had Dealers Choice continued then in a way, yes, Derek, Cora, Peter and Laura would have changed their futures. Especially Cora. It would have eventually been revealed that the night the fire happened Steve and Cora had run upwards towards the attic before the roof collapsed and that Steve would have noticed, from the attic window, a break in the mountain ash circle. He throws Cora out of the window, after telling her he loves her and telling her to survive no matter what and how sorry he is, and she sees when the roof collapses on him and the house.
When she reveals what happened she reveals that he didn't scream but she heard his heart stop. It's very sad. Anyway, because Cora was there that night and it's the most vivid memory that she had of her father she does everything she can to save him so yes the future is saved. Except this version of Cora dies in the past. When Derek, Peter and Laura wake up in the future they remember the bad timeline but good!timeline Cora remembers nothing.
There was more but damn I haven't thought about this story in a long time
Im luving Steve and Malia so much can we get more??????????
Damn that was a long time ago. I mean I guess so, soonish?
I have to keep my mouth shut but their storyline is going to be MESSYYYYY 🤭
So didn't know I needed this at all. Like, Petunia's jealousy of Lily makes sense because of magic but Severus too? I can only imagine when Lily brings James home and Petunia is outraged because "you had the boy or mine/our dreams eating out of the palm of your hand. I had to make my peace with you having everything but throwing him away for some flashy playboy is an insult." And their relationship gets worse.
I need need NEED for links please. Also, Honeycaksy how dare you make me love a bitter sweet, one sided, tragic ship that never got to sail How DARE YOU gimme more please
Aliens (1986) dir. James Cameron
this set cracks me the fuck up because this is literally the type of shit I think and say to myself every day before work, during work, after work. It’s like the call of the fucking millennial cause everything fucking sucks. Don’t mind me I’m just having a bit of an existential crisis✨

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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!