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babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

hahaha alright dude take it easy see you later

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post