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most lesbian movies are pretty much Dark n’Gritty art house films, I would like to change that through the power of cheesy Hallmark movies

1. Head Over Heels: a sports movie about two rival gymnasts who accidentally both sign up to teach at the same summer camp. During capture the flag games, late-night swims, and acrobat “TO THE DEATH” battles the two girls accidentally fall, you guessed it, Head Over Heels for each other. *cheesy applause* 

2. Giving Up the Ghost: a supernatural romantic comedy about a woman who is haunted by a strange spirit and a ghost hunter who WANTS to be haunted by the spirit. Unfortunately, Abigail is the chosen target and all Claire can do is follow her around and try to transfer over the haunting. Along the way they realize that it’s not the ghost that’s pushing them together, but something more.

3. Dashing Through the Snow: what is a Hallmark list without a Christmas movie? A business woman With Something Missing in Her Life is driving home Christmas Eve to spend time with her small-town family when she impulsively picks up a free-spirited hitch-hiker who just wants to get away. They get lost, they get snowed-in, and they find each other on the way to dinner.

4. Coming Out Swinging: another sports movie, the captain of a baseball team overhears her pitcher say she “plays for both teams” and suspects she’s spying on The Tigers for their rivals, the Jay Hawks. In order to stop any sports espionage she stalks the player and starts to get closer to her. Now they must win the season for their spunky underdog team, while dealing with their feelings, and a real spy on the team.