this is the Godzilla of Pleasant Dreams, reblog to have good dreams tonight

good dreams??? finally???

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

nah. fuck you *throws awful ingredients into your stock and ruins your soup beyond repair*

That girl you just called a bitch? That’s actually sasuke uchiha 

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass

Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.

An authentic "paleo" diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.

Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.

every time someone puts together a nintendo music playlist they NEVER add splatoon music. fucking disgraceful. you’re too good for a little blaabalubuebblblblb? for some blbluunrnrbrblurblbr?