you expect me to have a blog title? me? foolish

uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offensive because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

I really hope I don’t have an epic fail today

me as a brain surgeon

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if i were an amoeba id be like fuck yes i love this.  im contracting my vacuole. im inching towards bacterias. and now im dissolving a nutrients ❤

why does the jiang cheng tag contain only like the most extreme possible opinions known to man. “he’s evil and irredeemable” “he never did anything wrong ever” his moral alignment is literally just miette leave him alone

for legal purposes, this is a joke, jc’s morality is interesting complex nuanced, blah blah blah. but at the same time you can and should recontextualise all his responses to literally everything as “you SHOVE jiang cheng?? you DISRESPECT jiang cheng?? you LEAVE jiang cheng?? jail for brother. jail for brother for One Thousand Years”

trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.

but if I don't order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed

buy every sandwich just in case

that’s the fanciest damn skelington i ever saw