love will tear us apart (again)

friendly reminder that in this house we ship whatever we want, and if youre not okay with that that’s not my problem. life is so much more than a stupid discourse about how much of a red flag a ship can be, ITS ALL FICTIONAL

talking about BONES (2005-2017) at work yesterday and someone went “that’s the show with the tension between the two leads, right?” yeah dude. unrelated i want to ask you one million questions about media

they also might not be giants. let's not get our hopes up

We’ve had five babies born this shift (they play a lullaby over the intercom so we’re kept apprised) and one nurse was like “we are being overrun by new virgos” with what sounded like genuine disgust. I think she was joking but I prefer to think she isn’t because that’s funnier.

instead of putting my mental illnesses in my bio (stupid. unsafe. a trend that needs running into the ground) i like to spinkle a little bit of it into all of my posts for my followers to discover like a crossword puzzle (fun. sense of mystery and discovery. privacy retained)

Just saw someone on campus stop the person ahead of me to ask for directions and this poor man just looks at the student's phone and goes "I don't know how to tell you this... you're on the wrong campus. You're in the wrong city."

My friend takes this one step further and refers completely accurately to his girlfriend Danielle as "My partner, Dan"