"i'm ready to feel like i don't have the answers"

He's a hot guy who dashingly rides in on a horse (who is his bro?), only to immediately eat shit and get rejected by the first girl he talks to, manages to simultaneously be fawned over by EVERYONE, flirt with anything that moves, land the most pOpUlAr girl in anything. ever. and still be constantly rejected at the same time. By the two biggest nerds in school. Both of whom are in love with his girlfriend, who he is painfully not in love with. Tries very hard and fails at being Genuinely Self-Absorbed and Deeply Shallow. Gets directly called out on how bad he is at his Whole Personality. Immediately falls head over heels for the first person to point out how bad he is at everything. Keeps starting shit he can't finish, trying to charm his way out of it, getting kicked out of school, and transferring, rinse, repeat, because... what else is a bored sad hot rich boy supposed to do to get enrichment? Voluntarily disappears into the background of the party he organized because the Girls are Having a Moment. He's "Always Happy"... and clearly fucking miserable, all the time. Clearly failed the himbo assignment and is worried his cred will suffer if someone finds out. Is the Hot Guy in The Lesbian Love Triangle. Tries to solve the love triangle with polyamory and gets turned down by the person who Ends Up Alone as a result. Is the gay best friend to his lesbian girlfriend...who already had a literal gay best friend. He gets proposed to, and agrees to marry this woman to be her PR beard because he's in love with the same woman she is and neither of them can have her. His one heterosexual scene involves a Sex Cardigan and suspenders. The man is ripped but would never take his shirt all the way off because he has too many accessories on over it. He is a military captain swishing about in the tightest pants since Captain Tight Pants, points a gun at multiple Main Characters but never fires at anything or anyone, swoops in dashingly to save the day during two pivotal plot moments, does an acrobatic flip in the middle of a library for zero reason, survives literal interrogation and torture, leaves his fiancee at the altar to steal her girlfriend, becomes the Anti-Fascist Political Enemy's man on the inside... and is both a figurative and literal Friend of Dorothy about it the entire time. Is probably less of a worry to everyone when he no longer has a brain. His big disguise that lets him get away with assisting in political espionage and sabotage that takes down an entire regime is... not being as conventionally attractive anymore. This disguise works on his ex-fiancee and his Best Male Friend at conversational distance. The people closest to him cannot recognize him when he is Mildly Less Hot (and made of straw). The man executes every Action Hero trope in the book brilliantly and has every single one fuck up his situation worse. Manages to somehow succeed and fail at everything simultaneously. Does all the Heterosexual Love Interest shit in the fruitiest way possible.