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fifty percent of my personality comes from being bisexual and the other half comes from being a massive cunt

um. cut him in half

bitches be like hmm i think i will incorporate my company in delaware

you know I was a migratory bird once

maybe instead of expecting that no one ever say anything negative about something you enjoy, you should work on developing a stronger sense of self so that uhhhhh normal human diversity of thought is not unbearable to you.

flat fuck friday

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

arundhati roy is an Indian leftist activist and author, and this is a criticism of Gandhi and Gandhian politics. this context is important. she's lived through the failure of gandhi-esque politics.

As I’m always a skeptic and had never heard of this, I had to look up more information. Very true, and here are excellent sources if you want to learn more - 1 and 2

Most flowers, houseplants and succulents at home depot have been treated with neonicotinoids, and this is true of most major big box stores like it. To avoid these pollinator unfriendly pesticides, consider supporting small greenhouses that don’t use them. Many smaller specialty plant shops eschew their use and thanks to the internet many of them also sell online.