discord- ghostie#3990

This is going to be an ASTRONOMICAL hear me out, but Telemachus x Antinous, anyone?

I wholly understand that this is not everyone’s cup of tea, and that’s chill! Definitely a little bit of a problematic fav of mine, but I’m down for this to be as light hearted or as dark and rough around the edges as you’d like! Maybe a redemption arc for Antinous, or maybe he’s just as much of a nightmare as he is in canon. Idk! Anyways, 18+ writers for this is certainly preferred, and Telemachus will be in his early twenties considering this would take place later on in the story. Anyways! I have few limits and I’m comfortable with just about any content. I’d love to plot something out! As mentioned, I tend to write advanced lit to novella, so if meaty paragraphs and constant yapping is your thing, I’m your person!!

ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMSSSSSS- Of my tiny rodent brain forcing me to make an Epic prompt. I adore the wife-loving madman, and with all the clips we’ve gotten from the next saga, I *need* to play him. Or play against him! Ideally, with the very wife he’s moved the heavens and the underworld for! With the vengeance saga upon us, I just need *content.*

Whether it’s the dawn of his and Penelope’s relationship, with him begging Athena for help securing the woman he’s *sure* will be the love of his life. Like I just *know* Odysseus was the most embarrassing lover boy, considering even as a war-hardened old man he’s STILL that dude. I need to see him wooing Penelope, absolutely SWEEPING this woman off her feet. Grand romantic gestures, a fairy tale wedding, all the highs and lows of crafting a blissful marriage only to be torn away from her as soon as their family is built. Like I want some tooth rotting sweetness here. Spending hours in a bathhouse talking about everything and nothing, Penelope watching with heart eyes from the gardens as he trains or prepares for…Whatever the King of Ithaca needs to prepare for. Certainly not a 20 year voyage!

On the exact flip side, gimme that soul-crushing heartache- the moment that Odysseus breaks down at his wife’s feet after twenty years, soaked in the blood of her suitors and begging for her forgiveness. Laying by her side in their marriage bed for the first time in decades and only hearing the screams of his comrades quiet when her voice touches his ears. Give me him confessing what happened on Calypso’s island, or trying to bond with the son he’s hardly ever met.

Or!! We can get funky and mess with canon. Maybe Odysseus returns from the war without having gotten blown away to Gods Know Where™️, wearing a little baby sling with Astyanax. Penelope is a little terrified about the fact he brought home the enemies baby for them to raise considering he disobeyed the Gods but she’s got just as much of a moral compass as he does, and they raise him etc etc! Maybe Penelope somehow sails out to rescue Odysseus. Miss queen of Ithaca deserves her badass moment!!

Anyways. Sorry that was rambly. For general info, I’m happy to play either Odysseus or Penelope, and I’m so down for any vibe. Gratuitous smut? Miserable angst? Sweet and fluffy? I don’t care! Just give me the power couple and I’m a happy camper.

Okay so I LOVE mythology, and I’ve been absolutely delighted to see one of my favorite Greek tales turned into the most heart wrenching musicals I’ve listened to in a while. So of COURSE my first thought is that I need to write it, y’know? My preferred muse would be none other than Penelope, considering her own struggle to survive and keep her kingdom safe are often overshadowed by her husband’s exploits. I’ll take just about anyone you can make an argument for, but I’m primarily hunting for Odysseus or Antinous! Though again, I am NOT picky in the slightest lol.

If you choose Odysseus, I would love a nice good reunion. My dude has a horrific amount of trauma to work through between watching countless friends die, being trapped on the island with Calypso and basically being hunted for sport by Poseidon, and he probably needs to cry it out with his wife after not seeings her for like. 20 years. We can stick with the canon meeting or even do something a bit more lighthearted- where maybe the whole odyssey doesn’t happen and he’s able to come home directly after the Trojan war. He’s still been away for ten years but…Better than twenty! He’s still got plenty of shit to work through after what happened in Troy, but with the lack of suitors invading his home it opens up for more creativity. Is he sneaking into his and Penelope’s room in the dead of night to surprise her like the dramatic asshole he is? Or is he waltzing up to the front gates of the palace and stumbling into his 11 year old son who has *no* clue who he is? Idk! We can hash it out.

On the less fun and happy note, Antinous. This dude sucks and of course any rp with him and Penelope will be a bit less fun and happy, so be prepared for darker themes if this is your vibe. Anyways!

I’m so down for NSFW content, and I’m very open to suggestions. I just want to play her in literally so down for whatever!

Particularly, for my favorite character since the original airing almost a decade ago. Lorna! A little niche, but I loved her story and fleeting romance with Wirt, and would love to explore it! The primary idea I have would be some sort of AU where Lorna is cured of her ailment and is able to exit the unknown alongside Wirt and Greg. Perhaps she felt a little more bitter about Auntie Whispers not using the bell to cure her sooner, and decided she'd be better off pursuing her own future. Adjusting to life as a teen in the 80's rather than centuries in the past! Developing their relationship, sprinkling in some angst, etc etc. I'm honestly down for anything! Of course, we can also brainstorm and figure out other ideas for AUs, or even go for something more canon compliant. I'm just eager to play this out with anyone and everyone who connects! I tend to write between 3-6 chunky paragraphs, and I'm always weak for some good detailed writing!

As for what I'm looking for, I'm casting a pretty wide net. Whether it's a slow budding romance full of lots of character exploration, straight up gritty violence and psychological tomfuckery, or just good ol' porn and fluff- I'll be a happy camper! I would love to play something out with Mikio, Taigen, or Akemi, but I'll honestly take anyone as long as I get to flesh out my girl Mizu. Because boy oh boy is there a lot to unpack there.

Plotwise, there's a lot of directions to take it, and it's honestly going to just depend on who you choose to play! Maybe we decide to explore some of the happier days in Mikio and Mizu's marriage, with her slowly growing more comfortable by his side despite the tension that still lingers. Or maybe a tense enemies to lovers situation with Akemi or Taigen, somewhere during their travels! I'm also down for AUs, so if you have any ideas on that front, please feel free to toss them at me!

i heard spinearl starbucks/chuck e cheese au and came RUNNING

you have swinging saloon doors on your ass. you bend over for your lover, and whisper-