right about homestuck

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

punished by the council

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

have you ever seen a fictional male character that is obviously designed by straight people to be ugly as possible but you KNOW would be extremely popular with gay men???

Happy Pride

GYAT DAMN! I need to spank that slutty, juicy n' thicc ass 😩

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

Holy shit, what the fuck happened.

My name’s Cole. I’m a white, straight, cis, upper-middle-class underage male with short hair and a 3.5+ GPA. I like canoeing and outsider music and downhill skiing and musique-concrete and Harmony Korine’s films and cross-country skiing and discussing memes and Heems’ solo work and most plants and Lunice’s DJ sets at the Boiler Room and travelling and Jeremy Scott and going to cafés and not buying anything and the music video for Grimes’ song Oblivion (and the song itself (and the album it was on)) and Ramune and girls with short hair and Mark Rothko and fireplaces and really small, modern-looking houses and Avey Tare’s scream and muted shades of pink and wearing women’s shirts and road trips and photography and Sex and the City and YYU and poutine and making abstract text posts and

My friend, you have stepped into some deep shit. You do NOT want this blog feud, I promise you. I will not reveal the amount of my followers, but they are numerous, and many popular bloggers rank among them. Do not fuck with me, good sir.

So what þe fuck is all þis now?

are you trying to bring back the thorn? by yourself?

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS