Trouble on my left, trouble on my right

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

I do think there's something strange when a hot female celebrity is publicly cheated on by their chud that the response is "you idiot she's the most gorgeous woman in the world." As if the only reason people are in relationships are to possess a beautiful person and that the only reason someone cheats is because they don't have the most beautiful person. It just reinforces the idea that women are only worth being beautiful decoration in a man's life, even though that logic is already being defeated by the situation itself. clearly, her beauty is not enough to keep him from cheating. something else is going on. something like...misogyny. that you are also participating in right now.

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

The sheer energy. The beauty of this woman. The women hugging in the background. The man in rainbow parachute pants. This whole video is art.

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny