Boy oh Boy

if you arent adding things to your instant noodles you might be some kind of creature

like i think if youre just eating it with the flavour packet alone or, god forbid, without any additions, you are probably a beast of some kind

a very good child. so smooth, so majestic 

march better be THAT month or im killing somebody for REAL!! 🤣🤣

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Once I finally have an actual flat and job, I'm gonna start a thing where I invite all my friends over for dinner. And there's gonna be a dress code but it's just "that one outfit you never have any chance to wear". Flapper dress? Awesome. Medival gown that you got at a renesaince fair but don't actually know what to do with? Yes! Prom dress? Of course! Cosplay you made for that one convention? Definitely. Pikachu onsie? What would be more fitting?

Why did this post suddenly blow up? Several hundred people reblogged this over the last two days. Are we all just really feeling the isolation or?

Dreaming of having a party is a big coronavirus mood I guess

What a year March has been

it’s still march???

Yup, we got another whole week of this nonsense.

jesus christ

corona Chan that’s so funny where do you come up with this stuff bro? So it’s like the corona virus but it’s a cute anime girl wtf bro you’re crazy...funniest shit I’ve ever heard

last democratic debate CNN moderators were demanding bernie repent and grovel for forgiveness on live television for saying cuba did some good things in terms of advancing their medical and educational systems and now cuba is flying doctors to italy to help them handle the coronavirus outbreak.

also worth noting that bernie has already raised at least 2 million dollars for combating the coronavirus and biden literally hasn’t been seen in almost a full week, not even acknowledging that the problem exists. really thankful that cnn pushed so hard for this guy to be the nominee, very cool guys!

(A gentle reminder that op is very likely a psyops agent interfering in the 2020 US elections.)

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known purveyor of misinformation ‘Piss Vortex’ strikes again

it frickin WIMDY