Blub.

shut up

I feel like taylor swift is the friend at the sleepover that falls asleep 2 hours before everyone else but then you find her up the next morning at 6 am and she’s unloaded your dishwasher fed your dog and is making waffles.

*eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle

:~) yes

If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to interject and say that’s not what he meant, just talk loudly over him about possible baby names.