my tumblelog

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

no but like imagine being Pryce and having those super secret plans, and you want to involve Harry in it, then Jean comes back like so Harry has amnesia, allegedly. and you as Pryce think about how that is great because if he knew anything about the secret plans before, he won't tell anyone anything now for sure. probably very easy to manipulate him now too. and then Jean would go so I fired him. yeah my coworker. my superior. the guy who you wanted to include in your secret plan and for sure won't tell anyone about it is going to die. the guy with 16 or something years of service, who was taking drugs so he could work more, had the lowest kill count and most solved cases. the guy who was promoted twice which made me rise in the ranks with him. the police partner who i am allegedly close with. that guy? he has bullet wounds and an alcohol addiction which he is supposed to just quit cold turkey, he's in a shack in buttfuck nowhere with no medical service or any money. because he was having a 3-4 month long mental health episode and was mean to me. even though he just solved the case (did his job.) all going well boss. can I get a new partner pls. someone less annoying to work with. from the bloody murder police station. that has cops with high kill counts and John "Archetype" McCoy