my tumblelog

There are no cops in the Soviet Union.

convenient then that the narrative of the game disco elysium takes place on *checks notes* the fictional planet elysium

Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

my mutuals and i liking each other’s posts without ever actually talking to each other

I quote this all the time but it’s literally impossible to explain what the reference material is to another human being

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti

"quando esce wonderful neoran valley voglio andare dagli streamer e vedere chi skippa e dialoghi e dirgli 'non si gioca cosi' e quando mi chiedono "ma che vuoi? mica l'hai fatto tu il gioco' posso rispondergli 'invece si'" MY PETTY STREAMERRRRR