I Dont Want The World, I Just Want Your Half

Today's Seal Is: My Watchful Mama

Yo-chan of Tokkari Seal Center fame had a baby a few weeks ago and she finally got her name today! This is Tsuki-chan (月ちゃん) and she immediately ran away from the keeper doing the live announcement to go ask mom for more milk (and climb the pipes).

Rick Moranis and his twin, Bert Sesame Street

stray dog in Lima, Peru: *spontaneously explodes into blood & gore in front of Heladería Sunny ice cream shoppe on Valparaiso*

Will they uncover aliens, or some sinister cold war secrets? Haunted by the previous world war and a greater understanding of their responsibilities as journalists, Tintin and Chang struggle to decide what to do with their discoveries.

Muppet Profile Trading Cards

sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as "gargoyling the bong"

2. you literally have to take a shower with the bong

sometimes we called it Napoleon around people who hadn't seen it before so they expected it to be short and then when they saw it and were surprised we'd be like "what? it's the same height as Napoleon"

same stylist 

Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.

this is literally an animal