I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

...technically, yes.

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

this is what it looks like inside bottles of olive oil

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

number...

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

women’s happy trails. you agree. reblog.

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me