Hot take: I don't care if someone "contributes to society" or not. They are a person and still deserve human rights, food, and shelter.

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

that’s why you should bite god and give god a nasty rash

Please anyone tell me if I accidentally reblog sth ai generated! It's NEVER intentional

RIP to the tardigrades subjected to impacts of 901m/second and momentary shock pressures of 1.15 gigapascals

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

"the only thing in your way is you" okay so there's this thing called systematic oppression,

"the only thing holding you back is you" have you ever heard of a disability

"get out of your own way" in this economy???

Like do you not check the news or something

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil