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Batman: "So these are my kids." (Motions to them) "And these are their aunts." (Motions to Poison Ivy, Batwoman, Harley, and Selina) "I'm only related to one of them. And these are the parasites that refuse to leave but also refuse to accept I adopted them." (Motions to Steph and Babs)

-There is glitter and silly string EVERYWHERE.

-At least two people wake up with dyed hair.

-Dick tries to take a trip to Australia one year to avoid the first of April. He ends up in Austria, somehow.

-The robin suit is replaced with a mini spoiler suit. The bat suit is a modified red robin suit. Etc.

-Red Hood is temporary turned into Pink Hood after his siblings get a hold of his helmet. It exclusively plays the Barbie movie soundtrack every time he tries to talk.

Little Dick Grayson, Sitting outside Bruce's office while he discusses intergalactic affairs with the JL: "hehehehehe"

Baby Jason Todd, randomly bringing up stuff in conversations with people: "Didn't you have an affair with my dad? >:("

Tiny Tim Drake, silently absorbing stuff his parents say: (casually knows all the gossip and dirt on every member of high society)

Small Stephanie Brown, whose dad was a literal villain: (need I say more?)

-Skiiing off a roof? They've done it, at Bruce's private ski slope.

-Jumping off a ski lift? Done.

-Building houses of like 500 cards? Heck yeah.

Jason Todd in his school's production of Pride and Prejudice

He's a Jane Austen nerd

He's probably a theater kid

Jason as director??

Jason as Darcy???

Jason as both???

This could be before he died, or a AU where he never died or something

Bruce is lowkey concerned cause his son is staying at school till like 11 pm each night but Jason is very happy so Bruce is supportive

Because plant cells have chloroplasts, and she can control plant... does that mean she has plant cells? Does she have animal cells? Does she have both?

Odysseus: I keep thinking of the infant from that night, I keep thinking of the infant from that night-