Oh my bifurcated genius

edited by me, I cannot find who posted the original screenshot </3

jill bryson & rose mcdowall (strawberry switchblade)

Narumitsu in the courtroom is a given

addictions

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

Those are his hooves, bitch.

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

I was so enamored by the party shrew this morning I had to doodle her in my lab notebook at work

The cutest criminal

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men