Oh my bifurcated genius

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

i’m seated. the pitt writers are scared and asking me to leave because ellishimi “have never interacted” but i’m simply too seated

does anyone else think about how if they passionately kissed their moles would also kiss

A real page on the White House website

he was mogging that car fr

Cons: I have a severe phobia of moths and sometimes they appear now while I’m gathering herbs and chase me around the yard like some kind of deranged commedia dell'arte bit

i made this image for the express purpose of this