Pointed Spears and Blood Splattered Fears

good

see what i mean

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

WHAT?!

I need this on my blog.

On my blog? I need this IN MY LIFE.

Nom nom.

First I was like “holy fuck that’s a shitload of bread though”. BUT WHEN IT’S SLICED IT IS JUST PERFECT 

Why can’t my girlfriend do this

Because you’re a grown ass motherfucker capable of doing this and it’s not your girlfriends job.

You are the Dragon Queen, young and sweet, only dragonteen

yo i’m alive

i mean like i’m active on tumblr again. simon is still dead sorry

my brother just told me that ralph is not real and i screamed

What if the Lord of the Flies boys were put in a Hunger Games arena

Piggy would get killed in the bloodbath, Ralph would probably plan everything out then get caught off guard, Simon would hide out alone, probably couldn’t bring himself to kill, Jack would kill everyone ruthlessly but lack in the sneaking and hiding area, Roger would allie with Jack and outsmart him in the end.

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

Im watching the boys chase ralph from up here. Lmao they think theyre gonna catch ralph. Thats funny