Dad Joke Extraordinaire

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

why is it called ocean spray when it’s cranberries. last i checked those do not come from the ocean

they should call it bog spider

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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An Ich wōld goÞ awai with-al, wer't non for hērte meddelende youÞen!

The additional quote is what really sells, tho.

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