happy pride month to everyone who cant pick a consistent label. we may not know what flags we're waving at the pride parade but we're at the party anyways babey.

fuck where's the gif of jerma doing that gay little dance i need it

why are there so many does this man know he's alive

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

*out of breath* fucking all the holes into cheese is a demanding job but somebody has to do it

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

“Now, what would you accept as payment?” “Give me a few minutes, I-“ “Unusual, but granted. Spend them however you like.”

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there