and despite everything I'm still human

I love it so much when people tag reblogs with character names, either because the post reminded them of a character, or the post is something that they think the character would say. I really love it when people get super into characters they like, it's wholesome and fun and awesome

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

i hate when there's people in public areas

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

Please come over and be weird to me please please please please please

probably can’t kill yourself because you have brushing your teeth at 9am tomorrow. if you bail its gonna be a whole thing

I wish Tumblr could be my job like how Youtube is for Youtubers.

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.