i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

a haunted house is the memory of your ex-friend’s home that you know like the back of your hand but will never step foot inside again

The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters