A fish out of water

For example:  Watashi - the word for “i” taught in most Japanese Language classes is almost entirely used by women and young girls. “Watakushi” is exclusively feminine. 

Boku is kind of a neutral “I” for boys and men, the kind of “I” you use around acquaintences or people you don’t know well. and “Ore” is informal and the kind of “I” you’d use as a male around other males who are your peers and friends. 

That blush gets me every time as they are trying to figure out which is the correct Pronoun to use in the situation. 

私 watashi/watakushi - polite speech

僕 boku - used by young boys/tomboys

俺 ore - macho

わし washi - old codger

あたし atashi - girly

拙者 sessha - super formal/deferent

我が wa(ga) - kinda like the royal “we”

自分 jibun - militaristic/individualist

like she goes full blown into “i’m an innocent white lady who is being picked on and did no wrong here” tone of voice 

compared with her much more hostile manner and tone when she was talking to the campaign staff member 

there are very distinctive tonal and attitude changes when she was talking to a black man and then to a white man and with each one you can clearly see how she uses white womanhood/femininity as weapon and cudgel

personality disorders are underdiagnosed in men because they tend to present more explosively and involve more narcissistic behaviours, which is just how men are supposed to be.

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

Challenge accepted

farmhands: dip ur hands and equipment in Milk™️ before touching them

scientists: ????wait how does that work

farmhands: