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Obligatory about me

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things I'm so normal about (will regularly update)

Phighting! roblox

Cookie run kingdom

Enfosi Roblox, underrated gem

Meleeniacs Roblox

Funhouse Roblox (PLAY IT!!!! PLAY IT NOW!!!!)

Regretevator roblox

Blocktales roblox is pretty good, I'm having fun with chapter 5

ULTRAKILL

Portal

Murder Drones

Cult of the Lamb

battle for dream island!!! main series and elsewhere!!!!

Cookie run kingdom again because why not

the outsiders (peak book)

frost blood (other peak book)

Recallahollowheart

OFF by Mortis Ghost

Project Moon

Iron Lung

Project Hail Mary

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#also if you wonder blogxy bubbles is my rambling/art tag and blogxy cola rebubbles is occasionally a tag I put on reblogs for organization #finally updated this a bit more #probably gonna need to remake this whole post though soon

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starcwars

to all the people who haven’t unfollowed me throughout all my fandom changes… bless your souls

fizzyboy

I like to think in stories with anthropomorphic as the main species with no humans, Sonic is basically their superman.

dolphingal

Esterhug

#dude I love this design for her she is so pretty

c3rvida3

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

c3rvida3

I think everyone should be doing this btw. Maybe, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," could be our, "Always."

letsboldlygomotherfuckers

I tried to quote this post to my housemate the other day but botched it so said "nice cock, kill yourself" and now it's turned into a call and response so instead of saying goodbye one of us says nice cock and the other tells you to kill yourself

blogxy-cola

Two guards stand at the door. One of them always sounds penis, the other always tells you to die.

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what if instead of a cob of all these tiny kernels we just had one big kernel of corn that was like the size of a watermelon. yummy

#blogxy bubbles

How it genuinely feels when you break a Super Orb

Hand drawn background below

#matador meleeniacs #meleeniacs #meleeniacs fanart #meleeniacs matador #roblox meleeniacs #blogxy bubbles #my art #yknow I think this is the first time I ever actually used the mountain brush #drawn with krita #actually I think I'm really starting to warm up to the hand drawn background

askthephandom

Would Coil or Matador win in a phight?

Coil

Matador

Voting ended onJul 15

(if you couldn’t tell this is because of the PHANDUB! thing)

#this depends on if phinishers/the orb is allowed to me #they're relatively equal normally with Coil having an edge in agility #but the super orb makes Matador basically a homing missile

aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

recycled-soul-deactivated201401

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

riskpig

WHAT?

endangeredslug-deactivated20170

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

riskpig

WHAT?????

thegrimmlovely

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

willowofthehearth

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

mayothefirst

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

eattherich73

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

smooththegoofyshark

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

jehovahhthickness

This is very true lol

bundibird

Yo what the f u c k

safifonhasstrel

archangeltwins

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

thesaltofcarthage

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

midnight-spectrum-again

What the fuck

gotterhag

panomoly

i-

….thank you tumblr??

stankpasta

hm.

krystal-prisms

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

soulvomit

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

wordsaremylife

Well I never

digital-magus

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

jaydove-writes

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

s0d4-t4bz

i think subspace should be put into 9999999 one sided ships to make him suffer and roll around on the ground in pain

#lore accurate tbh

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notmakos

would NULL go to BLOXcon

no but it would go to SAWcon and attend the ligma panel

y'all don't think about Mettaton enough

#blogxy bubbles

ivipl1

deltarune mtt gijinka would not be skinny .

ivipl1

hed be fat and self conscious abt it.

#YES!!! YESS!!!!#GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL METTATON

motleyflash

i felt inspired

moonsandloons

From wikipedia: “Christian theologians identified Leviathan with the demon of the deadly sin envy. ”

The entire scene where Hummer shows Wifies his library with all of his research about the Leviathan, and then they go to Arronax’s museum and Wifies is so impressed and Hummer just seems SO pissed the whole time. Like he wants Wifies all to himself. GUYS

#the search for the gayviathan

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medkitting

can runonsentencegraft run mold simulator. can it simulate mold.

yes it can simulate so much mold

#finally.. we've found it...... mold simulator....

lynnyayy

Idk how to make angstt....,,, this is my fav scene

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