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The Founders of Hogwarts (requested by @atopcat)

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Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire.
also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books
That bothered me more than the Dumbledore yelling, actually.
Nicolas Flamel was an alum of Beauxbatons.
The first headteacher of Durmstrang was a witch.
In the books, it even says that there were boys and girls from each school. Thanks Hollywood for making Durmstrang buff and all athletic men and Beauxbatons all feminine and dainty.
Just imagine what it would have meant for every kid watching, seeing girls walking beside the guys in Durmstrang being âmanlyâ and boys walking with Beuxbaton being flirty and feminine.
It would have shown that girls and boys can be however they want.
It also suggested that the only way a female could have be selected to participate was if she was not up against any male competition. In the books Fleur is chosen as the best candidate for her school from a selection of female AND male students. And she was the best PERSON. Not the best GIRL.
all men are Russian and all Women are French.
Select your gender: đł Russian đł French
Iâll ask someone I like. Someone cool.
The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.
Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like âSup fuckers Iâm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one.â
7th years in the school are like probably âDidnât this fucker graduate 3 years ago?â
Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year heâs your TEACHER
THATâS LOCKHART THATâS LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE
1. He Went to School with Snape
2. Got taught by Snape
3. Became part of the Staff like Snape
And the Fact that heâs acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like
âListen here you little shit . I taught you. Iâve seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?âŚSit down.â
The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and heâs like 30 first book
People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong
Snape is 31
Hagrid is 63
Professor Mcgonagall is 56
Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33
Dumbledore is 112
Do what you will with this info fam
You forgot Burbage. In the books, sheâs in her twenties.
Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21
In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :â)
lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)
snape, professorially, as if he hasnât just had his last growth spurt: on god, iâll smack the shit out you. putâyour handâdown.
@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic
Queenie Goldstein (b. 6 January, 1903) was a half-blood American witch and the younger sister of Tina Goldstein. She attended Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where she was sorted into Pukwudgie house. After graduating from Ilvermorny, Queenie acquired a desk job in the Wand Permit Office, within the Magical Congress of the United States of America. Because of her beauty, she was described by others as being a âbombshellâ. She was also an extremely accomplished Legilimens, someone with the ability to extract feelings and memories from anotherâs mind. While initially on the same side as her sister Tina and friend, later brother-in-law Newt Scamander, Queenie was ultimately swayed to join Gellert Grindelwaldâs side with the offer to be free to love and marry her boyfriend Jacob Kowalski, as well as the offer to provide his freedom to others.

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hpmeme: Seven Locations [3/7]Â Hogwarts castle
We got into a debate in class the other day about Harry and Ginny as an endgame ship (long story, art school is weird) and my teacher made a super good point saying something like
âHe didnât just marry Ginny; he married into the Weasley family. Theyâve been his real family for so long that itâs a natural conclusion to his arc.â
Which, like, FUCK, but also conjures the frankly breathtaking mental image of Harry proposing the idea one night at dinner and the ensuing fistfight over which one of the Weasley kids gets to marry him.
Harry:Â haha so I was thinking about how weird marriage is earlier?? Like, if I married one of you Iâd legally be part of the Weasley family by law???? How strange is that???
George, already conjuring a ring: Well all you had to do was ask, Harry
Percy, fighting in the only way he knows how: I can get us the best tax benefits
Charlie, also fighting in the only way he knows how but completely certain heâs going to win:Â
Ron: nO ONE IS MARRYING MY BEST MATE
Ginny, already rolling up her sleeves: Iâll fight you for him Ronald
This image, though.
The family that fights over Harry stays with Harry.
Ginny has to fight all her siblings off for the right to marry her own boyfriend.
Harry was kidding at the beginning, but it ends with Ginny defeating George in an all out skirmish in the backyard and dramatically proposing to Harry as George stumbles around trying to undo like three jinxes at once, and the completely genuine âYesâ tumbles out of Harryâs mouth before he even has time to think about it.
To this day, George insists he was 100% serious, and always makes a big show about having his heart broken on their engagement anniversary.
This got better.
âPotter, you cannot win against me! I was and am the Dark Lordâs most loyal servant. I learned the Dark Arts from him, and I know spells of such power that you, pathetic little boy, can never hope to compete.â
Newt in MACUSA CELL
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) dir. David Yates

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i know i use the word iconic a lot in relation to harry james potter but i feel it bears repeating here
Harry: âHereââ
Harry:
harry canât duel
harry canât duel
harry cannot duel
he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel
even if heâs dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD
Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:
âHeâs Harry Potter!â
âI know but that doesnât change the fact-â
âHarry! Freaking! Potter!â
âWe still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-â
âWe canât put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!â
âHe only ever uses one spell-â
âYeah, but heâs really good at it.â
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee
Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, âwhy study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyoneâs wands out of their handsâ
the day a dark wizard encounters the word âlanyardâ is the day harry potter dies for real
the day a dark wizard wears a lanyard and harry potter just straight up snaps his neck summoning that wand is a book too dark for this franchise
my favorite alternate names for harry potterâs youngest son

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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
Youâre too good, Newt. You never met a monster you couldnât love.