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imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

everything about the gestures o the hands convey the concept of a robot that is absolutely fucking pumped to pet a cat and then panics when it doesnt go right

I think the todd on the shirt is bigger than the actual todd

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it

I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck

HIS WHAT ???

This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

…why’d they turn ursula into a dude

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff

When you respawn as a seal

I saw a gnome butt plug bath bomb at the local walmart today and I’m still baffled by it

I know what all of these words mean individually but it’s not clear how they go together in this context