awww everyone's being so nice on my finlay post yaaaay :) the funny thing is is that I honestly condensed his suffering a bit I didn't even detail that stretch in 2025 when he tried to recruit a bunch of guys to WDs and they all left him for HoT or some shit and it seemed like the rest of his faction was gonna turn face without him lmfao funniest guy ever I really hope his suffering never ends

Imagine u r David Finlay. U become a young lion and fall head over heels for some ugly fuck from New Zealand and then they send him off on excursion but keep u there because your life is pain and suffering and u are a nepo baby. U start tagging w ur friend and then that guy u love comes back but he's evil and he kills u. He's also beat u in matches one william times. And he's never loved U and doesn't think about u. U keep tagging w said friend and it goes pretty well and one day u finally beat ugly fuck who's now less ugly and way more mentally ill. Now he's obsessed w u and trying to kill u and he gets the win back and things go back to normal. U suck shit at singles matches and one day ur tag partner betrays u for ur evil ex and u slowly start losing ur shit. One day u break and kill the ex after he's kicked out of njpw and take over his faction and start dressing exactly like him and bullying anyone who doesn't like u. U start a faction w/in that faction after stealing shibatas dojo boys and drilla moloney and u start kill will ospreay and his friends and u actually almost kill one and all ur boys r like in love w each other and ur still struggling to be evil and wrestle good. U start getting better at it all but also bring up The Ex all the time and u win amd lose a title u created then u manage to win a tournament and then lose a tournament really badly. U r sure ur boys r gonna kick u out and u think about kicking them out but they don't know what the fuck u r saying . One day ur rival who u love who also doesn't love u merges ur factions and usurps u and u r forced to tag w hiromu takahashi. U throw up ur hands and actually have a fun silly time w hiromu before ospreays child murders u and u go to america. U tag with the blonde one from ur faction and it's going pretty well other than ur old tag partner trying to neuter u until u have ur tag title shot and ur evil ex comes back and says he's been waiting for u and kills u dead on the spot and u start screaming. Well, I think that'd be fun. :)

finjay interactions real and true in 2026..... my dreams are coming true..

Ospreay main event and darby on my screen. Only not killing myself bc I'm going to the g1 in July like that's it this shit sucks

if my beautiful pink princess loses his belt I'll kill myself