Imagine u r David Finlay. U become a young lion and fall head over heels for some ugly fuck from New Zealand and then they send him off on excursion but keep u there because your life is pain and suffering and u are a nepo baby. U start tagging w ur friend and then that guy u love comes back but he's evil and he kills u. He's also beat u in matches one william times. And he's never loved U and doesn't think about u. U keep tagging w said friend and it goes pretty well and one day u finally beat ugly fuck who's now less ugly and way more mentally ill. Now he's obsessed w u and trying to kill u and he gets the win back and things go back to normal. U suck shit at singles matches and one day ur tag partner betrays u for ur evil ex and u slowly start losing ur shit. One day u break and kill the ex after he's kicked out of njpw and take over his faction and start dressing exactly like him and bullying anyone who doesn't like u. U start a faction w/in that faction after stealing shibatas dojo boys and drilla moloney and u start kill will ospreay and his friends and u actually almost kill one and all ur boys r like in love w each other and ur still struggling to be evil and wrestle good. U start getting better at it all but also bring up The Ex all the time and u win amd lose a title u created then u manage to win a tournament and then lose a tournament really badly. U r sure ur boys r gonna kick u out and u think about kicking them out but they don't know what the fuck u r saying . One day ur rival who u love who also doesn't love u merges ur factions and usurps u and u r forced to tag w hiromu takahashi. U throw up ur hands and actually have a fun silly time w hiromu before ospreays child murders u and u go to america. U tag with the blonde one from ur faction and it's going pretty well other than ur old tag partner trying to neuter u until u have ur tag title shot and ur evil ex comes back and says he's been waiting for u and kills u dead on the spot and u start screaming. Well, I think that'd be fun. :)
