wash away all my problems

Always reblog

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

I want to hear more of this

I want to know what he threw at guests before.

mama pasta looks so kind

the surgery was a success

im beetle

Me: *with my dick in your mouth* Man your eyes are pretty wtf

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever voted a Republican out of office?

I’m gonna need the entire country to bust a collective nut in November

Good

let scorpio season be a month of self discovery, transformation and rebirth. don’t fight the transformational energy, it will ultimately be in your best interests even if the process of losing a part of yourself is daunting, you will rise from the ashes stronger than ever.