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for some abstract bizarre unknown rwason the human mind works best at 2am for exactly an hour before it plummets like a fuckin mountain

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Just got reminded of the stereotype that white parents don’t hit their kids, that confused the hell out of me first time I heard it, especially as someone who’s white parents switched to using a belt after they broke one of these on me after I made a butt joke at school
I laughed so hard I almost cried at this btw, this is the funniest response, also it’s a handheld cutting board that I just found out from Lost could be used as a charcuterie board which makes it way funnier cause omg you’re right
i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime
sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?
I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.
Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.
there's a lot of characters out there who would benefit from genderfluidity, bigenderism, agenderism, and so much more, but a concerning amount of you view being transgender as a binary thing with zero thought put into the nuances of non-binarity so we're all just stuck in hell while you argue about whether they're transfem or transmasc when so many other modalities and understanding's of gender are right there
if you are a loved one have genderqueer headcanons with any complexity to them beyond binary mtf and binary ftm, this is your sign to start being obnoxious about them. please. im begging you. i want to see transandrogynous and xenogender headcanons lining the street of every fandom.

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there's a lot of characters out there who would benefit from genderfluidity, bigenderism, agenderism, and so much more, but a concerning amount of you view being transgender as a binary thing with zero thought put into the nuances of non-binarity so we're all just stuck in hell while you argue about whether they're transfem or transmasc when so many other modalities and understanding's of gender are right there
if you are a loved one have genderqueer headcanons with any complexity to them beyond binary mtf and binary ftm, this is your sign to start being obnoxious about them. please. im begging you. i want to see transandrogynous and xenogender headcanons lining the street of every fandom.
there's a lot of characters out there who would benefit from genderfluidity, bigenderism, agenderism, and so much more, but a concerning amount of you view being transgender as a binary thing with zero thought put into the nuances of non-binarity so we're all just stuck in hell while you argue about whether they're transfem or transmasc when so many other modalities and understanding's of gender are right there
if you are a loved one have genderqueer headcanons with any complexity to them beyond binary mtf and binary ftm, this is your sign to start being obnoxious about them. please. im begging you. i want to see transandrogynous and xenogender headcanons lining the street of every fandom.
stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders
its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.
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The recent hot VS cold polls have made me realise that a lot of people have no idea how to cool down.
As someone from a hot country that's regularly on fire, here's some tips:
WATER IS YOUR FRIEND! WATER! IS! YOUR! FRIEND! You can transfer SO much heat into this bad boy! You cannot cool down without water!
Wrists under the cold tap. Splash your face and the back of your neck. Fan yourself.
In some countries you can buy a little handeld fan with a water sprayer.
Damp tea towel around the neck. Stick an ice pack in there on hotter days.
Half fill a water bottle with water, stick in freezer. If you use a bottle with a straw, make sure it's lying on its side with the straw side up and out of the water. When frozen top up the rest of the way with tap water and off you go.
Desperate to cool off? Wet T-shirt. Sit in front of a fan. This will nuke it, just don't get hypothermia and don't fall asleep like this.
Cold showers are also your friend in summer. Some people get psyched up by these. Personally, I sleep like a baby, so I'm good to have them before bed. Just keep in mind that it takes a bit of time for the cool to circulate, so your body will tell you that you're colder than you actually are. I find that when I have cold showers I need to step out of the spray when I think I'm cold... I'll just wait, and thirty seconds later the temperature has evened out and I actually need to step under again. Rinse and repeat until you maintain coolness even after stepping out for a bit.
If you can't do cold showers, turn the cold shower on anyway and just stick your arms under. When they're cold, lift your arms up above your head. The sensation of cool blood draining into your body is fucking weird and kinda unpleasant but less unpleasant than being hot.
Feet in a tub of water with ice. Blood naturally flows to your extremities when hot, so take advantage of this. If you don't have a tub of ice water, sticking a wet rag on your feet in front of the fan works too, it's the less powerful version of the wet T-shirt.
Drinks lots of water but make sure that water has electrolytes as well. Stay in the shade.
Keep air circulating. Fans don't actually cool rooms down, they just help transfer heat from your body to the moisture on your skin or the air via evaporative cooling.
Block north facing windows early in the morning so the sun doesn't get in. If you're in the northern hemisphere, this is opposite for you. Keep in mind that if your home is brick, the bricks will still heat up and slowly release heat into your home even after the sun goes down so this will only do so much.
If it's hotter inside than outside, close all your windows but two, making sure they're on opposite sides of the house/unit you're in. Point a fan out of one window, making sure that the doors between the rooms with the open windows are all open. This will help create a mini pressure system in your home, pulling cooler air in and pushing the hotter air out via the fan. Bonus points if you can get that fan high up where the hot air rises; even within a single room the top is much hotter than the air by the floor. Adjust the amount of open windows based on how many fans you have, but generally you want more windows with fans open than windows without fans to keep the pressure correct.
Obviously, use your common sense for these. Not everything WILL work for you, just use the stuff that does and adjust what needs to be adjusted. Some of these will be impossible to use in the workplace but others you can still use. Others are best used at home. If humidity impacts your ability to use any of these, get a dehumidifier if that's an option, or use more ice instead of evaporation.
Also keep in mind that the skinnier you are, the faster these will work. More fat means more insulation, means more heat, so you may need to be more patient with some of these or use them in combination.
Bringing this back for my dying mutuals
i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
it's funny that this is getting notes again, because last night i went to the thai place in my neighborhood. it's run by a family and during covid times i ate there literally almost every day. later i cut back on eating out so much and hadn't been there in two years but last night we went and ate inside for the first time ever and the owner ran over to say hello and ask how i was, and repeated our old regular order. it was sweet. it's so easy to feel like you are an island, but stuff like this reminds you that you are part of a community.
One time i went to the bakery near my home and just as i entered the put out a fresh tray of spinach cheese ham crossiants, and when i ordered one they just told me its on the house