spooky bitch

The vibe station…..

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

Sometimes you have experiences that you don’t think much about, but also assume nobody else has had them and a post like this comes around and it’s like getting kicked in the face

I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.

HHHHDJOCOYPYC

Can’t believe murder is legal in Pokémon now

My last two brain cells

LMAOOOO

Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

yea these exact fucking pictures

though neither blessed nor cursed, this image holds a tremendous amount of power, it cannot fall into the wrong hands

Knowing that Guy Fieri has reproduced makes me uncomfy

My lease says nothing about wild hogs

My landlords silence on wild hogs is deafening. Incidentally, so is the sound of swine thundering through a three storey apartment

That's it guys, no more gender, go home

it’s 2017 where is my live action canonically gay the road to el dorado remake

it’s 2019 and this is the only live action remake i’d tolerate, step the fuck up dreamworks

i literally just reopen this website every once in a while to see if this post hit 100k notes yet

introducing my newest original character, a prophet who doesn't believe in prophecies

they just think they're really good at predicting stuff

them, after the events they predicted based on cryptic symbolism in their dreams come to pass for the third time this week: i mean, what are the odds, right?

(receiving a prophetic vision from an angelic emissary) what the FUCK was in that edible

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

Get Out (2017, Jordan Peele)

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

schroedinger’s gunchucks

Why does schroedinger have so many things

Schrodinger’s hording problem

But also not a hoarding problem

Whatever, man, solar eclipses aren’t nearly as cool as lunar eclipses. A lunar eclipse is at NIGHT and the MOON turns BLOOD RED and you don’t need dumb glasses to watch it. It’s goth as hell. Fuck the sun.