hi Im Moving Accounts

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

dr frankenstein was one of the first to invent a guy to be mad about

Across tumblr no one owns a truck for clout and that’s quite a good thing.

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

People who object to trans people being in fantasy are wild. As though some silly-hatted alchemist wouldn't simply invent Almazar's Gender Fluid in an afternoon and distribute it to every dungeon chest in the land. It's Common on the loot table and half the goblins drop it. You can brew it yourself with three mushrooms and eight snail shells. It sells for 1 copper at the merchant because the supply is so abundant. You fool. You melon. You absolute buffoon. The limits of what you are willing to imagine are an epitaph you wrote for your own freedom.

i'm the first depressed person to be lazy for real

i'm the first depressed person to be lazy for real

my DRINK is GONE

MY fiucking KEYBOARD!?!?!

this better only be MY tube of icy hot that's gone bc if it's been deleted from the whole world I'm setting things on fire