Flopsided Debauchery.

ah yes iced coffee, the most important meal of the day

Throwback lol

I feel old lol

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

early 2000s 

OMFG

he lived with a man for a good decade so

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

my aesthetic is students at the library who have all their study materials out but are blatantly Not Studying

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

there’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed and to never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what everyone knows you as” but trust me when i say if you just give it up and simply make decisions and take actions based purely on what would make you happy, you’ll gain a very comforting sense of self peace   

The more I see you the more I want you

(งツ)ว on my way to fuck things up

I love this show

This cracks me up. He is so embarrassed still about the music thing. The homophobia is THEIR problem.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

This is such a reach are straight men ok

When you turn the number of years old that’s the same as the corresponding identification number in a currently illegal gambling game for an animal who’s name sounds sort of like perverted so you have to create a candle with a mathematical expression on it to mask that you are that many years old

wish i didn’t have neighbors so I could lay outside on the grass with my titties out like god intended

Dogs are wireless doorbells.

“do not mistake composure for ease”

DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.