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Hey! I write fic over on AO3 about emotionally stunted men in niche situations. Some of it is SFW but many aren't, please read responsibly!
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Sometimes I feel so desperate to convey that We Rotten Few is like, first and foremost a story about finding yourself when you thought all hope was lost. Cause like people will open it expecting a hurt/recovery fic and go "oh this is horror."
Ignore the horrors for a minute- wait no don't, I put a lot of effort into the horrors. Actually lets focus on the horrors. Did you like my creatures and ghouls and suspense? That one part was gross, right? Let's discuss the eroticism of the flesh. What was the original topic? <- a constant cycle.
nami and chopper: crying their eyes out because a man who has known almost nothing but betrayal and pain and violation for so long and is near death and whose survival hinges on whether or not he decides to let them help him, made the decision to live, no matter the reason, which means there is hope for him and they dont have to sit back and watch him die, which was an eventuality they were preparing to have to face- and then he goes and comforts and worries about THEM because he still has no idea how much is means that he is alive, how loved he is
sanji: wtf i didnt even do anything are they ok???? i hope miss nami gets some rest it must be all the stress. poor chopper too hes too young to be dealing with all of this
zoro: god is testing me
Heartbreaking news: the guy you thought was just gonna be a new acquaintance fits in with your crew like a puzzle piece you didn't realize you were missing. He keeps extending his hand as if you're the ones who need compassion even though he is an open wound with salt rubbed in. 9 dead 72 injured.
I just know Zoro wants to crack him open and chew on his bones but he's too busy going "ah fuck. I can't believe this weird freak's tendency to choose kindness is really doing it for me. Should I be put down?"
We Rotten Few chapter 65, Point of Impact
The curse of empathy rears its ugly head once more.
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I've binged the whole of WRF recently and oh it's so tastyyyyy I'm in awe of people that can write Like This show me your secrets
My writing secrets? Mkay but don't tell anybody else...
Does Robin's backstory in this AU still correlate to her having a history of lowkey suicidal ideation? If it does I feel like our "I want to live" girliepop is gonna be eager to sink her teeth (affectionately) into the mindset of Blackleg "would rather die than be touched ever again both emotionally or physically" Sanji even if he is a little rude to Chopper
Of course WRF!Robin had her own suicidal ideation/attempt arc. It shapes who she is as a person!! I mean obviously it went a little differently, but she still had her moment to get hit with the trauma hammer <3
So Robin's fascination with Sanji might've started as "this man has a lot of secrets! I will enjoy discovering them." But on some innate level she probably senses that he's falling apart. She's curious. Sanji uses his ideation as a defense mechanism because of his lack of control, whereas she thought she didn't deserve the right to live. Two different approaches with the same end goal.
Robin needed to be convinced that wanting to live wasn't wrong. She'll find it a very worthwhile puzzle indeed to figure out what will help Sanji.
I think what makes the straw hats work together as a crew so efficiently is that each character can understand the others in a unique way. Like jinbe and nami, franky and usopp, brook and zoro, chopper and luffy, they all have their own little connections with everyone else. It's fun to weave in tidbits of this thread that connects each crewmate to another, feels like I'm making a big web.
RIP Sanji you would've loved Ibuprofen and some Tums
Truly the physical anxiety starter pack. Imagine what he could do on a beta blocker! I know this man has mysterious back pain too
yay thank you for letting me bind wrf!! i wanted to ask whether you consider the fic having arcs that could make it easier to divide the story into tomes? because the fic is so long and i wouldn't be able to do it in only one book, i will have to divide it and while i have some ideas, i'd rather have your opinion as the author first. i hope this question makes sense lol
Ahhh divide it into sections for tomes (#mytome)... let me workshop this.
A neat cut off for the first book in terms of story progression would be chap 1-30. But I average around 5,500 words per chapter, which would mean it'd be somewhere in the 165k mark. That's a thick book, and still only one section.
Cutting off based on length, I'd say chap 1-21. Which is more along the lines of 115k.
Soooo if you're going for story progression and a neat "end" to each volume with contained arcs, the way I'd do it is like this:
• 1 to 30 (165k ish)
• 31 to 54 (126k ish)
• 55 to ?? (TBD)
But if I were to split it with a priority on length:
• 1 to 21 (115k ish)
• 22 to 41 (104k ish)
• 42 to 64 (121k ish)
• ??? TBD
At least that's how I'd do it!! You said you had ideas which I'm sure are wonderful, so please don't feel like this list is a demand or anything like that!
The funniest thing to me about WRF isn't that I created an elaborate magical system to torment a blonde man. It's that some people can't cast spells at all, but this isn't a huge nerf if you really think about it.
Most people don't know a spell to block bullets, so... No magic prowess? No problem! Use a gun. Just start blasting. Pray you're not fighting Luffy.

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ok so here's the thought here's the idea... i imagine zoro could see the sort of Magical Residue Trail left behind by sanji, may have had an idea of where he might've run off to, but kept it steadfastly to himself. maybe he's still pissed that he ran away while half dead, but he still wants to allow him his own choices, especially after all the autonomy he's been robbed of recently.
:) I waited until I posted chap 64 to answer this but you're completely spot on. Like Zoro knows that Sanji needed time alone. It wasn't a matter of if Sanji would run as much as it was a matter of when.
When you're seriously sick, there's a loss of autonomy that most people don't even consider. Sanji balks at the slightest hint of it, but he's also been forcing himself to accept the situation ever since the festival just to stay sane. It's easier to be okay with something if you think you have no control over it. He was a pressure cooker accident just waiting to happen. Really, he should've ran farther and for longer.
hi!! hope you're doing well!! i wanted to let you know that i love we rotten few so much!!! i love it so much i wanted to ask you if you would be okay if i bind the fic into a physical book for my personal use once it's finished? it's alright if you'd rather not! thank you for every chapter i always have a great time reading sanji suffer yay
Of course you can! You like my fic so much you want to hold a physical copy in your hands??? :D YIPPEE!!!
The whiplash from Zoro hiding his swords and muttering "Square one" under his breath to Sanji grabbing his ankle and telling him, "I didn't mean you," and closing out with Sanji revealing to Zoro that he remembered something about Zoro's preferences—Zoro really is fighting for his life out here.
I love it!
Zoro out here thinking "fuuuuuck, I bombed this shit" cause they had to give surprise treatment to the medical malpractice survivor and now Sanji definitely hates his guts.
Boom! Flashbanged by Sanji's endless shelter dog rizz. He doesn't even realize Sanji is locked tf in on him. I mean, Sanji also doesn't know but that's besides the point. Zoro is about to be absolutely scrambling to keep his head above water.
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Loved this chapter. I feel guilty reading this for free sometimes.
Thank you very much!! ^-^
No need to feel guilty. I will not monetize my fics, I do this purely for the love of the game.
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We Rotten Few chapter 64, Matchbox World
I hate you. Please don't be kind to something as wretched as me.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56542762/chapters/227994501
Out of context spoiler meme ->
"I didn't mean you."
Zoro:
We Rotten Few chapter 64, Matchbox World
I hate you. Please don't be kind to something as wretched as me.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56542762/chapters/227994501