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@blasphemlm
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We Rotten Few chapter 64, Matchbox World
I hate you. Please don't be kind to something as wretched as me.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56542762/chapters/227994501
Out of context spoiler meme ->
"I didn't mean you."
Zoro:
We Rotten Few chapter 64, Matchbox World
I hate you. Please don't be kind to something as wretched as me.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56542762/chapters/227994501
EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY
My unnecessary fandom take is I have extremely strong opinions on substances and the use thereof by my blorbos. Like do I need to be so particular about the smoking habits of 1pc characters? No. Am I? Yes.
Sanji will smoke anything with nicotine. Shorts, slims, menthols, vapes, fuck he'd even hit somebody's discarded butt straight from the ashtray. He's too busy staving off the shakes to be picky.
Zoro only smokes when he's drinking with Sanji. A hit here and there, especially when he's trying to fuck later. He thinks it tastes really fucking bad, but its hot when Sanji does it. Or when he "helps" Zoro take a drag.
Robin social smoker elitism. She loves offering a hand rolled cig to someone she's about to interrogate (without them even knowing btw), and sometimes she'll partake with Sanji. She always laughs when he's surprised by her mixed herb rolls. Definitely refuses to let Chopper see her smoking.
Nami tried it a few times, realized how much money it would cost to keep the habit going, and quit cold turkey. Every time she thinks about smoking again she remembers the splitting headaches she got while quitting and gags.
Luffy doesn't smoke but he thinks it looks so cool. Might take it up when he's a lot older and can afford cigars. He looks like he'd be a cigar guy.
Usopp says he's got smoke-will-kill-me-itis. He just doesn't like the burning feeling. (Took one drag and literally coughed up a lung. Never touched another cig.)
Jinbe smokes loose leaf for SURE. But only occasionally, and he likes the process of cleaning his pipe more than actually smoking.
Brook used to smoke but now he just likes being next to people who are smoking. He says its to keep them company but he misses the feeling sometimes. It used to calm his nerves.
Franky does NOT smoke. But he also gets deliriously horny at the sight of his beloved Robin smoking, so he doesn't say a goddamn word against it. She's so elegant and weird with it how is he supposed to be normal??
Chopper would rather buy a gun.

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Not Nami judging Zoro for horndogging over Sanji when we all know she'd think Reiju (self-loathing, emotionally unavailable, questionable morals) is unbelievably HOT
The question isn't whether she'd find Reiju hot (is water wet), it's whether she'd admit that to Zoro when my beloved babygirl Vinsmoke Reiju looks EXACTLY like her brother. Momma Sora's genes run strong, and Nami wouldn't live it down for being like :| to Sanji when she sees Reiju and folds at the waist.
The alternate Zoro POV of the WRF!zosan first meeting!! aka Flint and Steel.
Minor spoilers maybe? Nothing I'll go into detail in the main fic, so just.. beware?
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Zoro was not lost.
To be lost would mean he ended up somewhere he didn't belong, and there were enemies to defeat here in this huge ballroom. Therefore he belonged, because his job was to clear a path through the soldiers for his crew.
The fact that he was alone did not phase him, Zoro didn't need help for a few poorly trained men. He hoped for more of a challenge when he saw a number of them had swords instead of rifles, but was sorely disappointed.
Nothing to do but take care of the riffraff. Boring.
Thinking about posting the partial Zoro POV from their first meeting but at the same time... is that spoilers? It kinda feels like spoilers. But then again I put all my drabbles behind a read more, and people could choose whether or not to read it. Decisions decisions.
Also thinking about WRF zosan: how fast did the other Strawhats clock Zoro's interest in Sanji? Who figured it out first?
Or did it just take Zoro and Sanji being in the same room for the rest of the Strawhats to go "Oh"?
To be perfectly honest? He told Nami. Like day one, he went "I'm interested in that freak," and Nami went "ew. How the fuck is he your type. Wait don't answer that."
Then everything with Jaques happened, and his interest went through the roof because this guy just took a chunk out of his shoulder with his teeth! And he refused to let Chopper heal it, which clued in the rest of the crew who know him a lil too well. Pretty sure Franky was the first one to tease him about it, and since he didn't lose a digit or two, that was basically confirmation.
Then! The whole fucking mess with Zeff!! Oh god, this isn't the kinda guy Zoro can just fuck and flake on!!! But for some reason his attraction didn't wane, which is usually what happens when he realizes he's crushing on a bitch with too much baggage. And that's when Luffy got clued in lmao, cause he was still paying attention to Sanji afterwards.
Tldr: his crew knows him too well. It didn't take long at all for them to figure out he's got the hots for Sanji, and trust that they will hold this over his head forever!
Few things. First REIJUUUU MY WEIRD WOMAN. Love her, let her be messy and weird.
Second, i remember a while ago you said you were about 1/3 of the way yhrough the story. About where are we bow? If you dont want to say i get it. We wont be mad if you pull an oda and add like 3 more arcs on though.
And lastly, when wrf ends, actually getting an upset stomach thinking about this masterpiece ending, any plans on doing more in this universe? I know you have cut content, and stuff written that didnt work out. Would you post those, or post story stuff after?
REIJUUUUUU! Anyways we're a lot closer to halfway now than 1/3, I'm not sure if we've tipped over that midway point yet but we're somewhere around there.
And I definitely have a lot of alternate POVs planned! As well as some filler stuff I cut for brevity. I'd like to post the whole WRF Apocrypha all at once, at least on ao3 if not also on tumblr, but we'll see how it turns out!

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sorry, im still going fucking crazy about how hard reiju has haunted the narrative this entire time. how do you haunt a narrative when youre not only still alive, but also actively doing things. god. im going insane
Reiju's my beloved literary trope of a girl! She wants so badly for her actions to mean something.
Have you ever wanted anything so horribly that it feels like everyone around you must see the desire inside of you? That you're more of a cause than a person? Some people lose themselves in activism. Reiju loses herself in treason. And her desire to change Germa is so strong that it has its own gravitational force, and shapes the plot of WRF around it.
She's the ghost in the machine, the writing on the walls, the prophecy willfully misinterpreted. I love her so much. Her work is nowhere near finished.
The way you write Sanji's hypocrisy is sickening, it's so good. This boy will really find the humanity in everyone but himself. He looks at Franky's heart and is jealous of how human he is. If he and Zeff switched places, he'd understand why his father bites and wouldn't care about the changes as long as he can say his dad's name again. He charms everyone he meets and also fully expects that even his most beloved people will turn on him the moment he's no longer their perfect golden boy (he never was perfect, just kind, and that's why they love him).
YOU GET IT. Sanji's no. 1 trait is kindness. His no. 2 trait? HYPOCRISY. He can't think of himself kindly enough to extend the same treatment he gives others to his own life.
What's he supposed to do? Admit he's worthy of patience and understanding? That he should be loved unconditionally? Please, you have to know he can't do that. Because if that's true, then why did all those people treat him like that? Why did they hurt him if not for some innate reason linked to his worth as a person?? What do you mean most of it was senseless?
Sanji doesn't understand. You mean they didn't need a reason to hurt him? You're trying to tell him that they were always going to hurt someone, he was just the most convenient target? You mean to say that Sanji, as he is and as he was, did not invite this harm upon himself?
No. That's not right. Sanji knows that's wrong. He has to be built different from others. Incorrectly, perhaps.
Just wanted to let you know that I am deeply in love with both the way you write the horrors and how you write sanji I swoon every time I see the new way you've come up to make him suffer your characterization is so good and with an incredibly solid understanding of him as well
Amazing job!!!! I do not lie when I say I scream whenever a new chapter pops up
:D you like my angst and horrors? Thank you very much!!!! I hope to continue to delight you with my horrors!!
Was thinking to myself how fast paced the zosan is in WRF, then I remembered we're literally 344k in. And Sanji hasn't even stopped to consider why he enjoys Zoro's presence. Coming to terms with the fact that I accidentally wrote a slowburn so slow that we're crawling at 0.01mph.
Binged @blasphemlm ‘s We Rotten Few and am in love with it. The exact kinda fic that I have been craving. I just had to draw a few of my favorite moments. I do have a few others that involve the gore in the story, but I’m not sure if I’ll post them or not
Ao3 link:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56542762/chapters/143702374
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! THEIR POST-LOWER CORRIDORS CUDDLE SESH TOO GOOD!!! ZORO'S SMUG ASS SMIRK!!! USOPP READY TO GO TO BAT FOR SANJI!! NAMI SUFFERING!!
Augh and Zeff who's never done this kinda thing before trying to comfort Sanji cause that's his boy and he doesn't know how to helpppppp someone sedate me PLEASE. Zoro having a mental crisis over seeing Sanji and Wado! He's truly fucked btw. It's over for him.

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It’s apparently Sanji getting told off for his passively suicidal tendencies by his sister hours huh?
Reiju can keep her cool until she sees her baby brother being stupid, then its immediately just
Sanji cannot make a bad decision in front of Reiju, cause she waits until she has a list of reasons before she makes one herself so she expects him to do the same. Impulsiveness? That's unacceptable. Disgusting. Be better.
LETS HEAR IT FOR FUCKED UP SIBLING DYNAMICS!!!!
god. the way reiju is just. so clearly shaped by everything she has had to do to survive, to get the barest chance of a better future for literally anyone. the tiniest briefest scene with her and i already feel like i know her so well but also dont know her at all. shes ruthless, and she does not want to be forgiven, her sins must at least be her own. shes biblically tragic in a way, but i dont feel bad for her.
the way sanji kneels so quickly, says he will forgive her so easily- she doesnt want his obedience or forgiveness, she wants him to fucking live. she only ever wanted him to live, and she killed him, so of course she would never want to be forgiven. and thank god, thank fucking god he doesnt. the tiniest, barest sliver of peace for this man, perhaps even- with enough good luck- for both of them
bravo. bra fucking vo. next installment an three part series all about reiju please
Reiju's whole character is like.. imagine you stumble across a bloody mess, and there's someone mopping it up, but you can't tell if the blood is from them or someone else. Do you ask? Surely it's not theirs, right? They'd look injured, or ask somebody for help cleaning up the mess, so it can't be their blood. And then they leave before you can figure it out. That's Vinsmoke Reiju.