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Hey! I write fic over on AO3 about emotionally stunted men in niche situations. Some of it is SFW but many aren't, please read responsibly!
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RIP Sanji you would've loved Ibuprofen and some Tums
Truly the physical anxiety starter pack. Imagine what he could do on a beta blocker! I know this man has mysterious back pain too
yay thank you for letting me bind wrf!! i wanted to ask whether you consider the fic having arcs that could make it easier to divide the story into tomes? because the fic is so long and i wouldn't be able to do it in only one book, i will have to divide it and while i have some ideas, i'd rather have your opinion as the author first. i hope this question makes sense lol
Ahhh divide it into sections for tomes (#mytome)... let me workshop this.
A neat cut off for the first book in terms of story progression would be chap 1-30. But I average around 5,500 per chapter, which would mean it'd be somewhere in the 165k mark. That's a thick book, and still only one section.
Cutting off based on length, I'd say chap 1-21. Which is more along the lines of 115k.
Soooo if you're going for story progression and a neat "end" to each volume with contained arcs, the way I'd do it is like this:
⢠1 to 30 (165k ish)
⢠31 to 54 (126k ish)
⢠55 to ?? (TBD)
But if I were to split it with a priority on length:
⢠1 to 21 (115k ish)
⢠22 to 41 (104k ish)
⢠42 to 64 (121k ish)
⢠??? TBD
At least that's how I'd do it!! You said you had ideas which I'm sure are wonderful, so please don't feel like this list is a demand or anything like that!
The funniest thing to me about WRF isn't that I created an elaborate magical system to torment a blonde man. It's that some people can't cast spells at all, but this isn't a huge nerf if you really think about it.
Most people don't know a spell to block bullets, so... No magic prowess? No problem! Use a gun. Just start blasting. Pray you're not fighting Luffy.
ok so here's the thought here's the idea... i imagine zoro could see the sort of Magical Residue Trail left behind by sanji, may have had an idea of where he might've run off to, but kept it steadfastly to himself. maybe he's still pissed that he ran away while half dead, but he still wants to allow him his own choices, especially after all the autonomy he's been robbed of recently.
:) I waited until I posted chap 64 to answer this but you're completely spot on. Like Zoro knows that Sanji needed time alone. It wasn't a matter of if Sanji would run as much as it was a matter of when.
When you're seriously sick, there's a loss of autonomy that most people don't even consider. Sanji balks at the slightest hint of it, but he's also been forcing himself to accept the situation ever since the festival just to stay sane. It's easier to be okay with something if you think you have no control over it. He was a pressure cooker accident just waiting to happen. Really, he should've ran farther and for longer.

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hi!! hope you're doing well!! i wanted to let you know that i love we rotten few so much!!! i love it so much i wanted to ask you if you would be okay if i bind the fic into a physical book for my personal use once it's finished? it's alright if you'd rather not! thank you for every chapter i always have a great time reading sanji suffer yay
Of course you can! You like my fic so much you want to hold a physical copy in your hands??? :D YIPPEE!!!
The whiplash from Zoro hiding his swords and muttering "Square one" under his breath to Sanji grabbing his ankle and telling him, "I didn't mean you," and closing out with Sanji revealing to Zoro that he remembered something about Zoro's preferencesâZoro really is fighting for his life out here.
I love it!
Zoro out here thinking "fuuuuuck, I bombed this shit" cause they had to give surprise treatment to the medical malpractice survivor and now Sanji definitely hates his guts.
Boom! Flashbanged by Sanji's endless shelter dog rizz. He doesn't even realize Sanji is locked tf in on him. I mean, Sanji also doesn't know but that's besides the point. Zoro is about to be absolutely scrambling to keep his head above water.
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Loved this chapter. I feel guilty reading this for free sometimes.
Thank you very much!! ^-^
No need to feel guilty. I will not monetize my fics, I do this purely for the love of the game.
how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character
We Rotten Few chapter 64, Matchbox World
I hate you. Please don't be kind to something as wretched as me.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56542762/chapters/227994501
Out of context spoiler meme ->
"I didn't mean you."
Zoro:

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We Rotten Few chapter 64, Matchbox World
I hate you. Please don't be kind to something as wretched as me.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56542762/chapters/227994501
EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY
My unnecessary fandom take is I have extremely strong opinions on substances and the use thereof by my blorbos. Like do I need to be so particular about the smoking habits of 1pc characters? No. Am I? Yes.
Sanji will smoke anything with nicotine. Shorts, slims, menthols, vapes, fuck he'd even hit somebody's discarded butt straight from the ashtray. He's too busy staving off the shakes to be picky.
Zoro only smokes when he's drinking with Sanji. A hit here and there, especially when he's trying to fuck later. He thinks it tastes really fucking bad, but its hot when Sanji does it. Or when he "helps" Zoro take a drag.
Robin social smoker elitism. She loves offering a hand rolled cig to someone she's about to interrogate (without them even knowing btw), and sometimes she'll partake with Sanji. She always laughs when he's surprised by her mixed herb rolls. Definitely refuses to let Chopper see her smoking.
Nami tried it a few times, realized how much money it would cost to keep the habit going, and quit cold turkey. Every time she thinks about smoking again she remembers the splitting headaches she got while quitting and gags.
Luffy doesn't smoke but he thinks it looks so cool. Might take it up when he's a lot older and can afford cigars. He looks like he'd be a cigar guy.
Usopp says he's got smoke-will-kill-me-itis. He just doesn't like the burning feeling. (Took one drag and literally coughed up a lung. Never touched another cig.)
Jinbe smokes loose leaf for SURE. But only occasionally, and he likes the process of cleaning his pipe more than actually smoking.
Brook used to smoke but now he just likes being next to people who are smoking. He says its to keep them company but he misses the feeling sometimes. It used to calm his nerves.
Franky does NOT smoke. But he also gets deliriously horny at the sight of his beloved Robin smoking, so he doesn't say a goddamn word against it. She's so elegant and weird with it how is he supposed to be normal??
Chopper would rather buy a gun.
Not Nami judging Zoro for horndogging over Sanji when we all know she'd think Reiju (self-loathing, emotionally unavailable, questionable morals) is unbelievably HOT
The question isn't whether she'd find Reiju hot (is water wet), it's whether she'd admit that to Zoro when my beloved babygirl Vinsmoke Reiju looks EXACTLY like her brother. Momma Sora's genes run strong, and Nami wouldn't live it down for being like :| to Sanji when she sees Reiju and folds at the waist.
The alternate Zoro POV of the WRF!zosan first meeting!! aka Flint and Steel.
Minor spoilers maybe? Nothing I'll go into detail in the main fic, so just.. beware?
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Zoro was not lost.
To be lost would mean he ended up somewhere he didn't belong, and there were enemies to defeat here in this huge ballroom. Therefore he belonged, because his job was to clear a path through the soldiers for his crew.
The fact that he was alone did not phase him, Zoro didn't need help for a few poorly trained men. He hoped for more of a challenge when he saw a number of them had swords instead of rifles, but was sorely disappointed.
Nothing to do but take care of the riffraff. Boring.

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Thinking about posting the partial Zoro POV from their first meeting but at the same time... is that spoilers? It kinda feels like spoilers. But then again I put all my drabbles behind a read more, and people could choose whether or not to read it. Decisions decisions.
Also thinking about WRF zosan: how fast did the other Strawhats clock Zoro's interest in Sanji? Who figured it out first?
Or did it just take Zoro and Sanji being in the same room for the rest of the Strawhats to go "Oh"?
To be perfectly honest? He told Nami. Like day one, he went "I'm interested in that freak," and Nami went "ew. How the fuck is he your type. Wait don't answer that."
Then everything with Jaques happened, and his interest went through the roof because this guy just took a chunk out of his shoulder with his teeth! And he refused to let Chopper heal it, which clued in the rest of the crew who know him a lil too well. Pretty sure Franky was the first one to tease him about it, and since he didn't lose a digit or two, that was basically confirmation.
Then! The whole fucking mess with Zeff!! Oh god, this isn't the kinda guy Zoro can just fuck and flake on!!! But for some reason his attraction didn't wane, which is usually what happens when he realizes he's crushing on a bitch with too much baggage. And that's when Luffy got clued in lmao, cause he was still paying attention to Sanji afterwards.
Tldr: his crew knows him too well. It didn't take long at all for them to figure out he's got the hots for Sanji, and trust that they will hold this over his head forever!