The Biggest, Most Blasian Dork

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

The only “Not All Men” post I’ll reblog.

@victorian-sexstache babe, I know you reblogged this so people on the internet find you funny, but if we get up on that alter and you say “that’s gay” at any point during our wedding I will walk away and we’ll have to do the whole thing again

Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t marry you a million times.

wrong, detective pikachu looks great

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

love putlocker.. dont care that theyre using my cpus processing power to mine cryptocurrency at least i can watch a shitty show i barely want to watch w no effort & no ads