All Break Against the Rock

reblog to do this w your mutuals

As far as Pokemon trainers go I'm basically a huge badass. Any kid who enters my line of sight is going to get destroyed by my Pidgey. And if that doesn’t work? I have a second Pidgey with the exact same move set.

THE GIANT EURYPTERID BODY PILLOW IS BACK IN STOCK

It's Bleoberis! From my scrolls!

great mouse detective saving disney animation studio’s ass is so fucking funny imagine being the executives of that branch of the studio and you’re being threatened with closure after black cauldron got the shit beaten out of it by the motherfucking care bears movie and you go to the creative team (the only ones who actually care about making good shit) and you’re like “okay guys we need a HUGE hit to save us, what have you got” and they’re like “mouse sherlock holmes with a striptease scene. vincent price is here,”

The hard cut to the berry massacre is just killing me

this man is iconic. his one skill is needing an enclosure for berry eating due to his fervor

the rings of limited growth suggests this is actually ponycillin

this is the highest rated article on the site

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

I need to be a well off couple's third and I do not want to be on equal footing with them relationship-wise. I do want to be the secondary partner here, the kind who does weird sex things they don't normally do with each other and gets flaunted like a party trick over martinis to show how worldly they are. I want to sit on one of their Eames chairs and gaze into the eyes of their useless designer dog and realize that me and it are one and the same, that I am just another set piece, and plan my escape not before exploiting their networks in the arts and local politics and penning a novella that leaves readers to wonder where the fact ends and the fiction begins.