If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

YALL!! THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE!! (I don’t know how your bank account is set up, but $55 dollars in tips counts as a blessing over here!)

1. You have to like, naw fuck that, love sucking dick.

You have to appreciate his member swelling with enthusiasm at your touch, your lick, your spit…..The sensation of rubbing your lips against his smooth head is comparable to how Monet felt when he met the paint brush. Long story short, get to know the dick, court it, date it, engage it, marry it, love it. TRUST ME: any guy can separate those that love sucking dick and those that see it as a chore which divides okay head from GREAT HEAD. 

2. Learn the basics from Gay Porn. 

Who knows what a man loves better than a man? I can’t get more detailed than that. Watch for the patterns, motions, and most used techniques that a man uses on another in gay porn for basic instructions. If you aren’t into guy-on-guy usually the first moments of gay skin flicks are foreplay so just watch the beginning and stop it there. ALSO! If you have to normalize what you are watching to get into it there is a such this a bisexual porn, where there are two guys and one girl and those offer the same dick sucking benefits as watching gay porn, but with some guy on girl action as well. Basically, don’t be afraid to learn it from the pros!

3. The Wetter the Better! 

The only thing worse than a dry blow job is no blow job at all, so keep it wet ladies and gents! Having any foreign object in your mouth is bound to make it water so when it happens DO NOT SWALLOW! Don’t swallow your spit, don’t swallow his precum, don’t swallow anything. Don’t swallow until the end (if you and your man are into that). If you have issues producing the wet stuff naturally get an edible flavored lube at your local sex shop. Starship and others have a myriad of flavors, including watermelon, grape, and even peach. Just ask the store clerk for assistance on finding the flavor that best suites you.

After you have made your purchase wash your hands thoroughly and get your man into his favorite head receiving position, but one that is comfortable for you as well. Fill your palm with the yummy stuff. Rub your palms together to warm it up. Taste a little to get your taste buds ready. Grab the base of his shaft and slather the lube up and down it. Rub around his head with that good stuff then LICK IT ALL OFF! Lick like you are trying to pay the rent and it is due tomorrow. Lick his smooth head. Lick his veining shaft. Lick his wrinkly balls. AND DON’T SWALLOW! By this time your mouth should be nice and dripping wet and should be ready to take all of him in your mouth. 

4. When in doubt, move the shaft skin up and down. 

I learned this trick from a really good friend of mine and it was confirmed from watching my boo thang masturbate. When men jack off they usually focus on the skin of their shaft and you can do the same when giving him that oral pleasure. To do this all you have to do is grip your lips a little firmer than you would simply going up and down his shaft. Once you have your lips firmly gripped gently pull the skin up and push the skin down. Up and down and up and down and up and down. This will get him nice and hard and ready what ever move you have next. 

5. And of course PRACTICES MAKES PERFECT!

Whether its making pancakes or being an asshole or sucking dick the more you do it the better you become at it. Get the know the dick like you would a new friend. Find out its likes and dislikes, its in and outs, its deep dark secrets and its favorite moments. Create a meaningful relationship with the dick. The more you get to know about it the more you’ll appreciate it and in return the more you’ll love pleasing it (which is rule #1 remember!) So find you a clean and meaty dick and get to sucking as often as possible :)

Oh dear. Well, since you sound genuinely interested in doing it, that’s a start. Wanting to suck dick for any other reason other than actually having the desire to do so is just silly. Watching porn and trying to incorporate what we see into our own sex life isn’t easy. Although, it is good to know certain tricks and methods to sucking a mean dick:

Just put it in your mouth. Do what feels right and natural first. You may put it in your mouth for the first time and realize this is your God given talent. Don’t suck it too hard, you’re not trying to strip the skin off. A blowjob is really just a massage with your mouth, so suck it light. His dick should glide smoothly in and out of your mouth. Bob up and down steadily at your desired pace. Don’t feel pressured to shove it down your throat; it’s not necessary. It’s really about your mouth work. Don’t let the dick come out of your mouth each time you rise upward; the tip should touch your lips then go back down. 

Spit on it. I can’t speak for every man but most really enjoy a nice hawk-tuuh on their dick. Just like eating pussy, oral sex is best received sloppy. Mucho spit and slurping. Sucking dick is not the time to remember your manners. Make a mess, there shouldn’t be a dry part on the shaft. You don’t have to get all porn star-y on it but moisture is very important. If you’re having trouble accumulating a good amount of spit, you can gently push his dick as far back into your mouth/throat as possible. Our mouths automatically create saliva when we do that. C&G tip: spit on the palm of your hand and massage his balls while sucking him off. 

Use your hands. Wrap your hand around the base of his dick as you suck it, occasionally sliding it up and down at the same pace as your mouth. It works best when the penis is wet so use your hands after a good amount of your spit is on it. Using your hands and your mouth gives the guy two different sensations: your warm, wet mouth and the soft palm of your hand. You can really rock out and use both hands (if he has the inches for this) in a twisting, jerking motion sucking on the tip each time your hands go down. Again, this works best with a good amount of saliva. C&G tip:  I like to firmly grip the base and go to work on the rest of the dick. The part of the dick that’s not in my hand gets rock solid.

Moan. Not only does it sound awesome to hear a girl moan in pleasure as she sucks you off, it feels good too. When we moan with their dick in our mouths, it’s like a slight vibration. C&G tip: Try it on the balls. 

Eye contact. While you’re giving a man an incredible service, it’s polite to look up occasionally and lock eyes with him. Don’t make it weird. It shouldn’t be constant and you shouldn’t stop doing what you’re doing just to look at him. It’s more of a glance really. It’s a small gesture but it really just says yeh that’s right…….I know what I’m doing….. 

Pay attention. Different strokes for different folks. Literally. Pay attention and listen to him as you go to work. He omg omg omg’s when you use two hands? Keep it up. He squirms when you twirl your tongue around the tip of his dick. Do it again. Observe his reactions to every slight movement you make. This way you’re not just sucking his dick, but you gain a bit of control. You’ll eventually know what will make him nut and what just feels good. 

For the love of bacon do not use your teeth. Ever. I honestly do not know how women accidentally use teeth but be mindful of that. Teeth on genitals? No ma’am. 

Switch speeds. A nice, steady pace is ideal but going reeeeally slow or reeeeeeally fast now and then adds a little variety. 

Swallow. For your first time, you may find this a little difficult to do but in time you should just do it. Now when I say swallow, I don’t mean literally ingesting the cum. Spit that shit out after if you want. Yes yes I know it’s fantastic for us to actually swallow it but what matters is that cum escaping his balls, rushing through his dick and into your receiving mouth. THAT is what’s important. Unless he wants to bust somewhere else and you’re cool with it…….boom.