This is Me

everyone making fun of hollanov for not having the domestic wherewithal that scott hunter does but you have to remember that hunter is five million years old and has probably been looking to settle down since before the new millennium while shane just discovered what being gay is and ilya just discovered the concept of being in a relationship

like!!!! not even 4 months ago we didn't even have confirmation that they were for sure dating and now im supposed to sit here and act normal about them discussing the logistics of having sex at vidcon????? i can't

A couple of people have talked about how married they were when Shane wouldn’t let Ilya carry his own bag at the cottage but their first actual already-married moment was when Shane said he could “smell the cigarette from here” and Ilya let out an exasperated breath and said “I had one.” What do you mean he defended himself like he even had to. What do you mean he revealed he’s trying to smoke less for Shane. He went from “…Okay” (a clear idgaf if I’m not supposed to smoke here and who do you think you are for telling me I can’t) in ep. 1 to “I had one” in ep. 2 lmao he was already a goner by their third hookup.

eventually yuna's gonna b like "it's really upsetting u cant get pregnant because your children would've been the best hockey players of all time" and shane will look at her like she shot a dog in front of him