veni, vidi, discernandem

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

"yeah I'm doing okay haha, just going through it ^^'" - girl who will burst into tears if you give her a hug

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

my sexual tantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat